/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>mom knocks on my door and asks for some help
>throw on some random clothes and go see whats up
>shes sitting in the kitchen with a cute brunette girl who has braces
>a bit flustered because i have a massive braces fetish
>after my mom introduces us (she's one of her co-workers daughters) i excuse myself back to my room
>throw on a bit of cologne to mask the scent of pizza, body odor, and feet that i can smell on myself
>realize there's mustard and ketchup stains on my shirt so i start looking for another one
>everything is dirty except for my babymetal hoody which would look even more retarded because it's hot as fuck today
>i want to die
>go back out and they tell me that she needs help moving some of our old furniture to her house
>load up the truck with a couch, love seat and an old mini fridge
>while we're driving she's flirting nonstop with me
>she literally suggests we play 20 questions and starts off by asking me what my favourite colour is
>she is so giggly and hyper that i finally decide to ask her how old she is
>she replies ''old enough''
>oh god what the fuck
>my country has a fairly low age of consent so she might be serious
>she then says that she really likes my sweater and asks what babymetal is
>i try to make them sound as inaccessible as possible so i answer that they are a japanese djent band that samples a bunch of different types of metal and dubstep
>she says she doesn't know what djent is but that it sounds really cool and that i should take her to see them some time
>resist the urge to invite her to one of the upcoming concerts and i lie to her by saying that they really only tour japan
>she says that it's ok and that i should take her to a djent concert sometime
>tell her that the only djent band that i like is babymetal (which is true) and then change the conversation
>tfw even though it was a necessary evil i still feel bad about hurting her feelings like that