/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>26798448
>>26798448
>>26798159

this just got a lot more interesting

>>26792507
that and larsposting

mfw this headcannon may possibly be real and she planned this all right from the start

>Yagoo leaned over the table now, looming over the group despite the massive size of the conference table at which they sat. A trick of perspective, of course. Watson had noticed the well-concealed slant of the floor as she entered the room but chosen to remain silent. Let them play their games.
>"So, what is it? Will you act as the protagonist of HoloEN?
>The assembled Japanese office workers murmured to one another, tut-tutting between pulls from cigarettes and gulps of Suntory whiskey.
>"Well, Mr. Yaygo, I have some conditio-"
>She was interrupted when one of the younger Cover employees, perhaps in his mid-40s, stood up to protest. "It's pronounced Yagoo!"
>He was afforded a sideways glance before she returned her gaze to Yagoo. "I don't speak this shit. I haven't done a day of reps in my goddamn life... and if you're going to hire a streaming psychiatrist to tard-wrangle the HoloEN fanbase, you're going to do it my way."
>The air pressure in the room changed, more than a dozen Japanese men sharply inhaling and exhaling through their teeth in unchecked salaryman expression of confusion and "that will be difficult." Obvious puzzlement scrawled itself across Yagoo's countenance. "What do you mean?"
>Already arm-deep in the briefcase before her, she pulled out a dozen manila envelopes and threw them onto the sturdy oak table. The products of her investigation: yellowed receipts from rainbow-train superchats and grainy screenshots from tens of thousands of Coco akasupas flowing across the woodwork in a rainbow of (mostly red) color.
>She reached once more into the briefcase, extracting one more neat folder and a flash drive. "Enclosed is a record of my past work. I trust that you'll know where to find me."
>She addressed the group one last time, then fiddled with the timepiece at her waist vanishing into thin air. They crowded together and pulled up [REDACTED]'s old streams on Cover's standard broadcasting equipment, a beat-to-shit low-spec computer from years ago.
>Her last words to the Cover employees still echoed in their minds. "This will end. Hololive found NEETs and turned them into gachikoi. I will find NEETs and turn them into men."

>>26469862
Schrodinger's Amelia

>>26462114
they moved on.

>Goslingposters convinced that Amelia loves them to the point of scripting her first set of streams solely for their benefit
>It's all because she loves us and wants us to become successful

Goslingposters were played like a goddamn fiddle. Once they realize they can't improve themselves they'll just be left with a love for Amelia that they're sure isn't unhealthy, because she just wants what's best for them

>>26456071
Autistic Watson thesis got published, real Amelia narrative has been leaked and tea mates are moving on from Goslingposting to Larsposting

>>26437001
Of course /hlg/ doesn't know the correct narrative. In the stream itself she was talking about self improvement and taking your first steps outside. She was also a hikineet who wouldn't go outside for days.

Of course she's a bit sympathetic to that lifestyle. Lars and the Real Girl was not a callout, this post does more justice than I could ever say. It's actually hilarious that this could all be coincidence but Watson herself gives an out that she has "Luck" at max