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This year will revitalize her image! I can feel it

"I've got to give it to you Sonson, you actually convinced her" Meiling, Biten and Yacchie were holding a meeting at her "office"
"I didn't really do much of anything she just wanted to be involved, right Meimei?"
"Right so-bosss?"
"And she's got you on nicknames basis too, she's really good at getting people to lower her guard isn't she?"
"Y-yes well as long as it's not disrespectful or anything"
Biten playfully slapped Meiling on the back "come on! You should know by now we don't really do respectful around here"
"I suppose between us we don't but the lower ranks will get a spanking if i catch them behaving like that" Yacchie stared at Biten intensely
"I'm not condoning your double standard turtle" Biten stared back
"Anyways" Yachie turned to Meiling "I'm sure the gorilla already told you i want to test your strength first"
"Of course, i'm ready when you are boss" Meiling didn't really knew much about her boss beyond what she learned on her first meeting so she was also interested on her as a fighter
"Careful Ki, she can get a bit...excited"
"Quiet furball!" Meiling was perhaps developing a terrible habit
"Heh, yes, quiet furball" Yachie waved Mailing to follow her to the backyard
"Alright junior" Yachie put her hands on her hips "come at me with all you've got, no holding back"
Mailing assumed her stance and slowly approached Yachie, despite this she was still just standing there, what was she pla-
"Guh!" one of Meiling's feet fell into a small hole, as she was attempting to regain her balance Yachie rushed at her and swung around to hit Meiling with her tail, Meiling barely managed to block the hit but was sent flying by the impact, thankfully she landed on something soft...and sticky?
While she attempted to stand up she realized she got knocked into...coal tar?! Why does the boss have coal tar he-
"Heads up rookie!" Yachie front flipped towards her swinging her tail downwards
It took some effort but Meiling managed to dodge out of the way as she tried to clear out some of the tar Meiling opened her mouth to ask to ask the boss what she was doing but then she felt it
Malice. It's like it was oozing out of Yachie, she's doing this on purpose! She's cheating!
*tch*
"Sounds like you figured me out" Yachie flashed Meiling an evil grin, she swung her tail again to launch some of the tar towards her.
Fine! Meiling thought If that's how she wants to fight then Meiling is not going to pull her punches on her! She tried to jump away from the tar but as she did Yachie reached for something on the floor and began pulling it, those were strings!
She felt herself loose her balance again as her feet got stuck on the string, unable to move the ball of tar hit her on the face blinding her.
And at that moment Meiling's desire to fight was gone. Now all she wanted was to punch Yachie in the face as hard as she could muster.
While she tried to wipe the tar off her face she felt Yachie's qi approaching
"Don't tell me i already won, you are making Biten look bad and she doesn't need anyone to do that for her"
Meiling heard the sound of her tail swinging and managed to dodge her, as she landed one of her feet almost getting stuck in one of the small holes scattered around the ground
"Good you still can fight, you scared me for a second"
The damn tar wasn't coming off her eyes!...relax Meiling, she took a deep breath and got into her stance
"Sorry junior, that's not gonna turn me stupid and make me jump you"
"Not again" she muttered
Just as Yachie finished saying that Meiling reached for her feet and as she felt some strings she pulled them with all her night, she heard snapping all around her but most importantly
"Fuck!" She felt Yachie drop to the ground, she quickly stepped forwards and launched a punch on her general direction
"Gu-GOOOOOH" Meiling's fist hit something, definitely not a face, probably a stomach and after that she heard the sound of Yachie flying backwards into a wall.
Now to get this goddamn tar off her face.

I miss her red eyes

>>44547583
>She will reward you
with eternal suffering

Guys, do not use Marisa's dating services. Seriously, avoid it at all costs.
I thought I'd give it a shot, y'know? Figured that things couldn't go as bad for me as it does for the village idiot, and that I might end up meeting someone nice.
Oh, how naïve I was at the time.

When I met Marisa, she said that she could get me a date with a cute foreigner, someone who hasn't had much luck finding a partner at home, so she came to Gensokyo in hopes of meeting someone.
Obviously, the chance at meeting some exotic beauty sounded pretty appealing, so I agreed to meet her. I tried to run some prospective date spots by Marisa, but she told me that I didn't need to worry about that, since the girl in question already has something laid out; that's she quite the assertive sort and likes to take charge of things.
I'm used to doing all the work for dates, so that actually sounded like a nice change of pace. The girl sounded quite serious about things, too, so maybe this would really go somewhere.
When I met with miss Yachie, she took me to a really nice restaurant. It was way fancier than what I'm used to, so it intimidated me a little.
Miss Yachie was really charming, though. She really has a way with words, which somehow put me at ease. It wasn't long before I lost all hesitation and had a great time with her.
She talked a lot about her business. Something involving a lot of otters. Said that it was hard to manage so many and keep them in line. I didn't really understand all of it at the time, but hearing her talk about it was really interesting, and I wasn't bored even for a moment.

Around the end of the date, she pulled out a sheet of paper and asked me to sign it, "for expenses and such". I thought it was a little odd, but I figured that it must just be a typical custom where she's from. A woman in her position probably just needs to make sure that everything is accounted for.
I couldn't think of any reason to worry about it, so I signed it without even looking at it.
She then explained that I just signed an ironclad marriage contract, and that I had thirty minutes to gather whatever sentimental items I want to take along to my new home.
For whatever reason, this seemed perfectly reasonable at the time. It's like I had absolutely no will to go against anything she said. I just got my stuff and went along with what she said.
Things really went to hell after that. Literally. Apparently she's some kind of ruler of hell, or something close to it, at least. It wasn't entirely clear.
I'm now stuck in her home, and only get to leave whenever she needs to show me off at some social function or to "let me get some fresh air", as she puts it.
The ceremony was a couple weeks ago, and it was a complete nightmare. Just an endless parade of freaks and other terrors, each more horrifying than the last. I'm just glad that I managed to keep myself from shitting my pants, at least. Some weird little goat-looking girl with terrifyingly sharp teeth kept leering at me, too. Said something about how "Yachie should better keep me on a tight leash, or you might just end up being stolen away", while laughing at me.
Even the sex isn't enjoyable. Miss Yachie meticulously scripts each session ahead of time, telling me exactly what I should do and when and where I should ejaculate, and she punishes me whenever I cum too early or too late.

It's already too late for me, but you can still save yourselves. Don't trust Marisa. Ever. Just find yourself a nice, gentle girl in the village to settle down with. There's always someone looking for a partner. Hell, it would be better to be single for your entire life than get stuck with someone like miss Yachie. For the love of everything, do not listen to anything Marisa says. She's extremely dangerous.

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