/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>succuvirus physically transforms your computer into a succubus
>succuputer tries to seduce you
>tell succuputer her filesystem contains a paper that's due tomorrow and the only thing you're doing tonight is finishing it
>"...fine"
>succuputer sits down and shows your her peripheral ports
>plug the keyboard, mouse and monitor into her and get back to work
>"I'm going to rape you so hard when that paper is done"
>tell her to stop distracting you

It turns out that mysterious liquid really was Lilith's Panacea. Unfortunately you only discovered this after accidentally spilling some on your computer.