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Breakfast!

Salamander cooking spicy meat

>>20951365
>Ancient Salamander waifu who still practices with her sword everyday
>Won her heart after defeating her in a duel to the death
>In reality she just said it because it was cool
>You had to teach all the things that go into caring for a home as she never did chores once in her life
>Now she is a 5 star chef with her own garden of fresh vegetables and fruits in the backyard
>She notices she's been gaining weight no matter how much she runs or how little she eats, so you two go to the doctors
>Find out she's pregnant and when the doctor told her to not train so hard she makes that face like the time you told her that she can't bring her sword everywhere
>Constantly tries to taunt you into dueling her but it never works
>Starts looking for fights for even the stupidest of reasons like a Lizardman looking at you
>When the nine months finally pass and the labor of your love is finally here she's already talking about the training regiment she just thought up before you even name her

>No stories about a spice queen salamander

>>18265946
Salamanders

Food is also a battle

>>17860433
What are you having for dinner tonight?

>>17828743
She's going to be my lizard waifu, no matter how many times she tries.

>>17658702
Because they're genki as fuck and their hips don't lie.

I would like to cook with a salamander