/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39914980
Liked but I don't sub to anyone sorry
Anyways I had a pretty good day today but I don't want to work tomorrow (today was a holiday for me)

>>38735030

I had a dream. I killed, killed and killed some more. The twin swords I held in my hands were drenched in blood, as was the rest of my body. The walls were red, the floor was red and the mangled corpses of my victims were naturally also red. I was in a convenience store, but in its current state it couldn't be recognized as such. Everyone in it was killed by me. Ushiromiya Maria was among my victims, though I must be thankful that Rosa wasn't with her. I was so caught up in the killing that I broke time and created a paradox by killing a prior version of myself.
Finally I walk towards the exit. If I were to run I'd surely have slipped on the bloody floor that further stains my shoes. Ushiromiya Ange was the only cashier. I could've easily leave this place without passing by her but then she got my attention and asked me a terribly out of place question. She looked at the swords in my hands, still covered in blood and said "Are you going to pay for those?"
That question triggered something within me and I rushed to the exit while averting my gaze from the fat brocon working part time at the local convenience store. I dropped my swords at the exit and ran into the darkness outside until it woke me up.

>>37179972
I'm already repeating this year anyway... I put in my clothes and I'm leaving, even though I don't want to

>>37172193
I don't think I want to think about it any longer

>>37137036
Are you talking about me? the one who gave away candy to people yesterday? I'm a boy

>>37106734
Please stop Ange made so miscalculations and forgot how much she has to walk to get to everyone's home she doesn't have much stamina after all...

>>36528190
Eva Oba san, your tits are so huge, juicy and firm, you're the only one who could have killed oni san and more, because your body is way too criminal

>>35651172
Payday?

>>34643482
i know isnt it hot

When Ange went to Ginza I lost my fucking mind. I could vividly hear the DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUN DUUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
I closed my eyes and shut my ears to escape this bizarre feeling and felt my soul leave my body. On that day I really did die, although you might not find a corpse. The walls are blood red. Is this hell? Maybe worse. But there she was, beside me this entire time. Ange herself. I shout ANGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE right in her face to see if she'll respond and she didn't. She's just standing there like a statue. Horrified by this sudden change of pace I start running towards an exit. Ange is following me like a party member in an RPG. I guess that's better than nothing. Maybe I can sex her later. As I run I'm given visions of the future, of a man called Donald Trump winning the US election and then losing the next one. I'm not even American so this shouldn't concern me. I at long last reached the door. An automatic door that looks like it hadn't been used in years. The door opens and I can hear that damn music in my head again. I take a deep breath and escape from the blood-red concrete prison I was stuck in. I took another deep breath and coughed blood. The air here is terrible. The sun is too bright. Sand got in my eyes. Where the fuck am I? This isn't Tokyo, right? I ask Ange what the fuck happened but she doesn't respond. Figures. I decide that now is the time and begin to undress Ange. I can't stand this messed up world any longer. I NEED TO RAPE HER. But then I noticed she dropped her grimoire. Her book of power. I open it and although I can't understand Japanese, I could still perfectly understand its contents. This is the way I, Anonymous Shitposter, will fight. Thank you, Ange, you have given me immense power. So begins my epic quest for power in an empty, desolate world with my emotionless girlfriend Ange.
That damn music keeps playing in my head.

>>34446512
The whopper is a great burger. It has a good meat-to-bun balance, and is full of flavor due to abundance of condiments. If I lived next to a Burger King, I would eat a whopper every single day. It’s not just a matter of the whopper tasting good either, I would develop a healthy relationship with the staff, and I would be known as “the person who comes in every day and orders three whoppers”. I would love the staff and they would love me. Sometimes, I would even get large fries and a drink if I’m feeling extra hungry that day.

>>33578635
A salad would help, fatty.

Did she feel any pain when she killed herself?

>>33019462
but it's empty now...

I'm giving out free hugs
Who wants one

I'm giving out free hugs
Who wants one

>>32734417
Honestly I'd say they are evenly matched
I prefer Ange though because she seems pretty dumb and probably doesn't even realize how stacked she is

cute girl

Hmpf.
Magic is such a pointless thing,it doesnt exists.
Sakutaro is just a stuffed animal.
<Kiss my ass>

Don't mind me i'm just going to ruin EP8.

>>19772837
>hmmmg these fools, for using the word cis, they should know I laugh over their pathetic little lives

8 hour Ange culprit theory video when?

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