/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44552632
Nuh-uh, no fox has ever gotten past my elaborate defense system.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZmxZThb084
>My dear wife,
>It has been a month since you've imprisoned me in this nigh-endless forest of mofu.
>I've been accosted by fur in ways that shall never be put to print, every waking moment.
>And I am willing, perfectly willing, to admit I was wrong for looking upon another's tails, and to pay that debt.
>I know you felt great consternation when I counted she had one more than your own, but she lacks your resplendence, your wisdom and your character.
>My love for you is deathless.
>Forgive my many faults, and the many pains I have caused you.
>Hereafter, I shall endeavor to only fix my eyes upon you.
>Your husband humbly asks that you release him, for he has learned his lesson.
>Signed with love and repentance, Anon
>ps. can I have something other than tofu tonight?

>>38959966