/jp/ - Otaku Culture

They're gonna deliver it to the wrong address oh God they're really gonna deliver it to the wrong address.

>toys delivery
>delivery guy shows me trashed package
Umm could you open that? I need to check if items are okay
ITS OKAY I dont care how it looks.
grab it and run inside

as bonus cousin told me he started to work for that one company that delivers from onahole shops to me

I'm having a hard time with particles and I feel Imabi's autistic explanation for every use they have's helping me. Will I fuck myself over if I try to read it?

>>19509919
>How can I devise strategy in Mahjong when the game magically arranges itself so that this one particular girl get's all of the dora tiles for no reason other than her name is a pun on dragons
Kuro's "dora power" is so shit she always loses because hoarding dora means she has zero defense, that was a bad example.
Even Saki's rinshan can be countered by calling a kan and getting her tile.

>>18785605
possibly, but I would do it by tossing 2sou and using the two 5man as your pair instead. tossing 5man seems really risky but 2sou at least has a little glean of safety based on simocha's latest 5sou discard.

unless kamicha is in a tanki wait tempai waiting on 2sou, somehow got in a 25sou wait tenpai over his/her turn, or passed on the win to Target you, (all of which are less likely) then it should be safe.

you're taking a step backwards, but you're buying time. hopefully you can draw one of the four tiles needed to complete your new tenpai, toss the other 2sou and keep a dama tenpai until you either win or have to fold for real.

The Tenhou timer really fucks me up when I'm trying to defend agaisnt two tenpais. I start freaking out while trying to identify the safest tile which leads me to ignore tiles that should have been obvious in favor of snap judgements based on incomplete kabe or partial suji.

I understand why it's needed but I really fucking hate it sometimes...

>>17198849
3 1pin visible
1 2pin visible
1 3pin visible
3 4pin visible
1 5pin visible(aka)
2 6pin visible
1 7pin visible
4 8pin visible

there's clearly no right answer as a 45pin ryanmen wait is still possible, and probably what you dealt into.

>trying to maintain tenpai
not like i still dont fall for that myself, but just take the noten and play it as safe as possible in this cluster

>>16812531
>burning a tube of plastic and jizz
I know it's outside but christ, most people just chop it up
how do you explain the melted human colored puddle now?

I dun fucked up
I used a side hole and fell asleep before cleaning it, forgot about it, and only noticed again about a week later
I've cleaned it inside and out, turned it inside out, soaked it in hot water, etc. but a fermented jizz smell remains (I'm leaving it to air out overnight)
is this salvageable or is it a dick rot tube?

>>16252124
>>16252258
>running out of space on my desk
>jumbo miku coming in

http://tenhou.net/0/?log=2016051521gm-0089-0000-eccd188a&tw=1&ts=12

Look at the kamicha.

>>13380608
>>13380603
Do it please!

>tfw you know your next purchase should be a meiki plush but you can't wait till black friday to feed you toy addiction

Do I waste money on something I am gonna buy anyways, or waste money on something else that probably won't be as nice?

Could buy a Kiwami to go with my Ai-chan or try to deck out a transparent girl in cosplay and see if I can stuff a venus in it or something I guess.

I always get an unstoppable hunger for new toys after exams...

>>12961046
But it feels like I'm pooping fire.

>my new onahole is stuck in customs

Thank fucking god I didn't buy loli.