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Why must I touch cow?
What's her endgame?

good morning fellow cow lovers

what meat would holstaurs be okay with eating?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8

Everyday, thousands of holstaurs go unmilked and unloved. This is Daisy. She hasn't been milked in over two weeks. Do your part. Adopt a holstaur today. Thousands of innocent holstuars are waiting, hoping for nothing more than a loving hand on their head and their chests. Call now, and help end holstaur suffering today.

Anon, did you remember to milk the cows like I asked?

Would you take on a clumsy, bumbling, simple minded Holstaur as your assistant?

Your clumsy, chubby Holstaur assistant has blundered another one of your nefarious plans by alerting the populace of the town you were about to expertly ambush with her incessant ringing. That damn imbecile! You don't even know why you keep her around, huffing about and always wanting to hug you and give you pointless positivity and words of encouragement. She can't even cast any spells! She just trundles along picking flowers and handing them to you, and they aren't even alchemically viable! How are you supposed to take over the world like this?!
You figure its time to punish the dumb dairymaker. What do you do, oh Dark Wizard Nefaranon?

Don't startle the cow.

>>16835064
Moo!

>>16821537
I've still yet to be presented with a more comfortable Monstergirl fantasy than lying down with a herd of Holstaurs and maybe some more relaxed Minotaurs.
Don't get me wrong, they'd be my wives too, but just sleeping and relaxing during the day with em. I'm thinking six total.