/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>21023016
Been a bit since I played, but the amount of sheer stupid RP that came out of my first "real" save has made this group unforgettable in my mind.

>Me: a Juere Tourist who has a crippling distrust of magic since tomes do all kinds of eldritch crap. Uses nothing but 2handed broadswords, special acts, and magic device. It is like I am trying to set myself up for failure but I will see this through.
>Little Girl: Saved her life by making her drink 10 bottles of vodka in Palmia since I had no poison and she was pregnant. She now is constantly drinking since alcohol saved her life. Also a crazy murder hobo. Has spliced every god pet but one into her genes. Might have multiple personality disorder.
>Military Putit: basically a PTSD veteran explorer of the nefia. I have his tone file set to spout random military movie quotes sometimes edited for Elona.
>Fox Brother: I couldn't pronounce his name so nicknamed him Mozilla. Was going to change it back but had forgotten it. Made his personality helpful, but really annoyed no one gets his name right. By this point he can't even remember his name right.
>Defender: the straight man. Constantly praying to Jure that we somehow survive one more day. Is too old for this shit.
>Wooden Golem: I was really stupid, tried to make furniture and didn't know you could make golems in the process. Has to deal with the fact that his original purpose in life was to be a dog house and he was a mistake. Existential crisis intensifies.
I made it to act 2 with this band of misfits and I assume the insanity can only improve from here.

>>13630225
I don't like the way you wrote "Paladin disobeyed orders."

>>13295186
>She likes Anal too

My god it's like I've won the lottery. A cool kingdom, dosh, cute princess that loves butt sex.

Clearly this is the best day ever and nothing could ever go wrong.