/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Playing a game, fourth in its series, at a jucuzzi with Altaar+Royal guard, don't remember much other than I flew up and they were trying to catch me. It was over, I said to Altaar "Only the first game in this series was good, the rest have had no soul" and he agreed. I thought about "The Programming" and how basically everything these days is soulless. Altaar has his shirt off, and I see he's a fucking skinny ass skeleton, I muttered "Toxic Age stunted our development" and thought the world at large really needs my dreams.(Too bad most of them have turned into stupid fucking /jp/ analogies.) Go into Altaar's room, it has some dudes watching South Park, I think I see Cartman having drunk a shit ton of Boost Juice. A guy asks me where the remote is, I point out its on the table right in fucking front of him, he's like "Oh" and the others joke about him having narrow pupils. I go to my room, but it's occupied by a couple of guys playing DotA, a stupid guy in the chair playing and Royal Guard on a black chair to his right, I sit on a white chair to his left.

I had been lifting weights, I had gained a decent amount of muscle on my forearms. I heard something like "skeletal muscles don't help abs' gains", I went over to a chair and tried to do sit-ups but there was too much of a gap for my feet to wedge under properly. Some handsome muscle guy was visiting the house, my brother who's all obsessed with muscles invites me to come listen to his sexcapades. In the backroom, listening the muscle dude talking about girls, only remember one thing about him sharing a bed with a girl and "letting her enjoy her half of the bed" I wanted to ask him to lift his shirt to check out what his abs were like. I hear someone from the backyard call out "Order for Lord!" I go out and he gives me a disc case with Diabolos with an orange supernova background on it, looking ready to charge but with his head reared up to his right, but the game is just Dark Souls 3, except the guy who sent it had modded in Diablos' assets as a boss.

I see a guy in my backyard, dude had a girl and Saya(from Saya no Uta) pouring oil on his feet.

In my unit, I look on my phone at South Park, Stan with a couple of girls, and Kyle with Flandre wings(Am I both? Am I also Cartman? I once asked Hecatia for a nickname, expecting something cool, and the bitch called me Eric Cartman) I hear someone at the door and see Kaguya, looking like a real asian girl, beautiful face, beautiful hair, holding a Kaguya fumo, so I called "Kaguya!" then noticed Yukari standing next to me, and wondered if I was making her jealous.

In a bathroom, standing with a bunch of old ladies, a half-visible illusion of Yukari beside me. I point at the old ladies and say "It's your fault!" Yukari says "I'm sick of this." and starts leaving the house. I chase her, she goes out the backdoor, I chase after several fleeting glimpses, before losing her, then fall to my knees, blood running cold, thinking I'll kill myself and chase after her as a ghost, then thinking actually I should try a massive dose of drugs first, as one of the kids playing soccer in my backyard laughs at me.

Playing an arcade game, perspective of a sidescroller platformer, I'm a dragon fighting another dragon. I had died, but tried again, getting used to how to breathe flame blasts at it and jump over his shockwave stomps, but died again. I tried again but this time the stage was completely different, and I died again. I had to pass 3 stages. I was playing on a Vita, I notice Altaar was watching me play, then he turns back to his big TV screen, where he had started playing the same game, saying I suck at playing. He was up to the boss after the third stage.

Playing a I Wanna Be The Guy-esque insanely unfair platformer. I came to the end of a screen where there was just a death pitfall, so I thought fuck it, and tossed myself down. It plays the death sound effect, but then just spits me out where I needed to go after a delay. Climbing a mountain, I had to toss myself into a bunch of ghosts, the Mario-bouncing-from-taking-damage helping me get up through a tunnel. I go into a cave, as I catch a glimpse of a massive giant climbing the mountain. I was riding a hanny golem, going along until I encountered another hanny golem, but I wasn't going to fuck with it. I laid back, it came after me but the giant, which was a huge hanny golem, burst in through the ceiling, picked up the hostile golem and smashed it against the ground repeatedly. Then I was continuing on, following behind the giant hanny as it climbed the mountain, but then a fucking steamroller shot up through the tunnel, flattening me.