/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't help Miss Apophis overthrow Queen Pharaoh

>>45325112
>be a lowly janitor in the pharaoh's palace
>tell apophis you can let her into the pharaoh's bedroom
>claim pharaoh after she's been bitten
more than one kingdom has fallen this way

i would like both of them but id also like to get away from all that political stuff they like. just keep the temple for ourselves, have a few mummys around so we dont get bored. yknow.

>>43795085
>Apophis shows up at your door to talk about all those posts you made in support of the Pharaoh
>you're not in trouble though
>she wasn't sure what to do with miss Pharaoh after taking over, but your posts said you would always support her no matter what
>Apophis pushes a drugged-up Pharaoh into your house and tells you to "support" her thoroughly

>>43499260
>Class Pres Apophis and Delinquent Gyaru Pharaoh are total permavirgins despite their best efforts
>This is until new transfer student anon arrives at school
>Now they compete for (you)r affection so they can experience teenage love and graduate from their virginity before graduating high school
Sounds like the plot of a mid-2000s anime that would be overlooked on release but gain a cult following years later

How do I rescue pharaoh from an apophis?

>>40542009

Is there a way to ungrape a pharaoh?

>>39717817

>>38050658
>marry the pharaoh
>use your new authority to tell the guards to leave
>release the aphopis
>return to the pharaoh and hive her a deep kiss
>hold her there so she can't use her voice while the apohpis wraps around both of you
She'll be angry for a few seconds when she realizes she's been betrayed, but the venom will take care of that quickly.

>>36534918
>raid pharaoh's tomb with apophis
>steal pharaoh
>profilt

>>35510674
>>35510698
the time of brown is over, the time of purple is at hand!

>>35150541

>>34431846
Who cares about lands and lore and all that trash you nerd I just want fat sweaty grape tits in my face

>>34239616
>You're right, Anon. I was overreacting
>Here, I brought you a present. My way of saying sorry

Quick you need to save your pharaoh childhood friend from being graped how do you stop the evil apophis to ensure the kingdom stays bright?

>Apophis wife
>Pharaoh sex slave
There's no better arrangement than this

One month:
>Apophis wife
>Pharaoh sex slave
There's no better arrangement than this

>>33307614
>>33307552
But what if it's apophis venom filtered by her body