/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Merry Christmas to you too

I'm a masochist who likes cute girls

/jp/ meetup at World Cup/Olympics when?

I love Suika and all, but how the HELL does an oni get into heaven?

I think not...fake and gay.

>>10606785
>>10606793

TruNEET American reporting in. I get autism bux and have my own place to myself and living fine.

Suika

THUNDERBLASTING FARTNUGGETS

>tfw I feel found out today I got approved for autism bux!

\o/

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for the record, i really do have a number of REAL mental disorders (meaning i don't have autism)

>>10402785
Is that you, Dickwhipping-kun?
Ureshii.

How many niggyturds did you blast on the janner's face today?

Does anyone else have dart boards and punching bags with the janitor's face on them?

So I was talking to a friend's little girl and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President, what's the first thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people!" Her parents were beaming with pride.

"Wow - what a worthy goal!" I told her, "Of course you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. Just come over to my house tomorrow. You can mow, pull weeds, and sweep my sidewalks and driveway, and then I'll pay you $50. Then I can take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out and you can give him the money to buy some food or a new house." The little girl thought for a moment, then looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy just come over and do the work himself, then you can pay him the $50?"

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Man, /jp/ is super interesting when the janitor is around.

I'm being ironic, by the way.

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Best 2hu.

Dump 'em.

What touhou would you have sex with?

The human eye can only see up to 30 2hus per second.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyCN7_DO6GI

Post 'em.

Anyone doing anything fun?

She's eating something nice and juicy in the bottom half of the pic.

Uh.....?

Eh-heh.

P-Post 'em?

Post 'em.

And don't give me that shit about "hurr what am i supposed to be posting" or "stop shitposting asshole". Just do it.