/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10240592
Hola, my name is Mang

I'm a 27 year old American Hombre (Dude for you gringos). I draw Jalepenos and tamales on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my cooking and playing superior Mexican games (Ball in a cup).

I train with my Maquahuitl every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is made of fucking shark teeth, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Spanish fluently, both Mexican and the South Mexican dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Aztec history and their Jaguar warrior code, which I follow 100 percent.

When I get my Mexican visa, I am moving to Cuidad de Mexico to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a taco maker for Street vending or a Member of the Drug cartel!

I own several ponchos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Mexico, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Spanish as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond...

Wish me luck in Mexico!