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I've come to make an announcement:
YAGOO's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking oshi. That's right, he took his asian fucking smelly dick out and he pissed on my fucking oshi and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: YAGOO, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all clean, no smell, no warts, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He fucked my oshi so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.