/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>"You're a fool to challenge us, human. No mortal can defeat a hydra"
>one of her monster heads interrupts
>"What the hell is wrong with you? We finally meet a man and the first thing you do is try to chase him away?"
>"But-"
>another head joins in
>"She's right, you're not in charge just because you're the center head. We don't want to fight him"
>she looks at her other heads, who both nod in agreement
>"...Fine. Human, would you like to go on a date with us?"