/jp/ - Otaku Culture

All of the green haired characters are best! This is a fact!
Mima: The classic! Marisa's ghost mom would make a great wife! With Marisa as your new stepdaughter, you will be protected against any incident! And you get to meet all the PC98 cast and make sure they aren't forgotten either!
Daiyousei: Cirno's attractive fairy friend! Greatest cup size of any fairy, with nonstop innocent fun during the day and grownup play at night! Discounts at Mystia's food cart and an endless cycle of enjoyment!
Wriggle: The perfect tomboy! Teasing her all day then going on dates with your new husband wife! She'll make a great mom for your sons because she understands what it is like to be a boy too! Also means that Yuuka will never harass you, in fear of making her friend mad!
Sanae: Shrine maiden of the most popular shrine in Gensokyo and a newly graduated high schooler! Her experience with men may be seen as a negative by others, but she knows what kinds of things any guy would want! Two great mother-in-laws and more power than the Hakurei maiden!
Yuuka: Sadistic gardener for all your fantasies! Working in her garden all day to retire and have extreme bondage play or loving wholesome relations in her bed! She smells great and is an excellent cook, making her a great housewife when she is in one of her good moods!
Eiki: A fully employed working lady! Her chest size and stature may be lacking but her genuine happiness at seeing you makes up for it! She comes home from a long day of her job to see you and relax! Plus she'll gladly have a three-way with you and Komachi!
Kisume: The bucket loli! Perfect for patting on the head and not for that kind of love! Drinking with Yuugi and parties at the Komeiji's house!
Hina: Misfortune absorber! Takes all the things that make you unhappy and makes them disappear! Loves to dance and would always dance with you! Will do anything for you, including lewd favors!
Kyouko: Buddhist daughter wife! Wake up every morning next to her whispering good morning in your ear! Petting her all day in addition to having favor with the Buddhists! Going out to the human village for preaching and dates!
Tojiko: Mima but younger! She may not have legs but she will more than make up for it with her chest! The Taoists will appreciate someone finally connecting with her!
Koishi: Autism sex!
Honorable mentions: Ex-Keine's raw love every full moon! Parsee and her green eyes make a great jealous/loving girlfriend!

This world needs more Sanaes

>>13765751
Especially Sanae!

who doesn't want to be like Sanae?

>>10314175
1- Sanae
2- Eiki
3- Yuuka
4- Kyouko
5- Wriggle
6- Hina
7- Kisume
8- Tojiko
9- Dai
10- Mima
11- Ruukoto

...hey, now. Play nice, girls.

Any green-haired Touhou that's not Sanae.

>>6253189
Green is the best color!

Now we're talking.

>>5596143
Ehhh...

It's true.

>>4994531
Ahem.

>>4771294

I jizz right in my pants
Every time you're next to me
And when we're holdin hands
Its like havin sex with me
You say I'm premature
I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times
Its a necessity
Cuz I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3))
Yes I jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

>>4396901
Silly butthurt Sakuya fan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQMWpNG1Xx8&fmt=18

>>3525251
Not Alphes.

If they would make a new patchcon-type sequel, it would be focused around Sanae.

SlutCon: Defend the Virginity

>Other green-haired touhous replace Sanae

fuckyessssssssssssssssssssssss.

>>3433549
It's very effective!