/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46688559
You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.

>>46638067
do you mean all that nice, overwrought concern about whether or not i was lonely or eating healthily was just serving an ulterior motive? when that nice older lady who lives next door called me a sweet boy for helping her take out her garbage, she was lying?

If an older fox affectionately calls you 'kit', it's too late.

>>46226072
ohoho...

>>46117842
It's a crime how the really good original convo/greentxts for this scenario get dumbed down into single non-leading sentences months later

>>46009203
foxes over a certain age tend naturally towards the role of mischievous, pent-up motherwife

>>45966938
even the smallest, most innocuous touch on a hag marks you as hers for life. don't like it? shouldn't have bumped into the 400 year old virgin in the street then, nerd!

>>45857293
Hags will experience a moment of insecurity about their relationship and decide to remedy it by 'making him addicted to my body and scent forever'.
Damn older women...

>>45599760
Good boy.

I've found myself more interested in hags but I don't know how we would get along. What would we even talk about? What would I have in common with a wrinkly 900-year-old fox?

>>45351482
the type of hag to just decide you're theirs after passing you on the street and not give you any choice in the matter

>hags when you try and tell them that humans become adults at 18 and you are NOT a little kid anymore

>bump into an older fox at the supermarket
>'age' bar pops up in the corner of your vision

>>45143638
Oh, that's a lucky coincidence! Hags also very much want to own and take care of (you).

>>45082727
you're right... I'm sorry to any h- uh, nice older ladies I've offended...

>>45056615
all men are little boys to hags.

>>44975430
Well-tread as they are, overwrought as they are, constantly posted and talked about and rehashed over and over again, there really is nothing better than a nice fox hag.

>>44956765
>became close friends with a human man and woman
>encourage their romance, watch on happily as they get married
>use your centuries-accumulated wealth of connections and resources to ensure good jobs and an extremely fortunate life for them
>be the first person they tell about their first pregnancy
>be named the child's godmother
>when the boy is born, dote over him like a generous aunt
>be there while he grows up
>babysit him while his parents are away
>spoil him with gifts and presents
>be there for him when he's upset
>be there for his first word
>be there for his first day of school
>be there for every soccer game
>be there for his middle school graduation
>be there for his high school graduation
>be there when he gets his first girlfriend
>gently take him by the wrist, smile, and ask him if he thinks you're going to let all that preparation go to waste?

>>44942879
I'm sure one of the mofukaza's, uh, 'lobbyists' will be able to convince you to change your mind.

>>44922700
>Oh? Of course you won't~

Please talk to older women. They get lonely, and appreciate the company of a young man.

>>44905571
Nothing more intimidating than a MG approaching you on the street, giving you an appraising look, and saying 'you look like you're about breeding age'

>>44866045
K6BD?

>>44831176
Foxes are very nice. They're soft and warm and love you very much, and they can make you feel very good.