/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's March 23rd, 2010, and you are sitting alone in your room once again. Your mind approaches you and wants to make another shitty choice thread.

"Ah, yes" you say "my fellow NEETs will find this to be very moe."

As you stroke some Cheeto crums from your neckbeard you decide on the type of thread to make.

What do you do?
[ ] Unironically talk about having sex with 10 year olds
[ ] Unironically talk about have sex with 10 year old boys
[ ] Unironically talk about having sex with another man under the guise of a "trap"

>>4697198

REIMU, I SAID LOOK

IN was the first one I could 1cc, and it was during the motherfucking first playthrough! Border team is just broken in so many ways...

I'm a hardcore fan with Touhou, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Gensokyo where I would often train with Marisa in the Forest of Magic and help Reimu with the Flower Watching, but one day as I was talking to Reimu, we went to my Kourindou for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live outside the barrier and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Yukari and she agreed that you would be PERFECT as the head priest of the Hakurei Shrine, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Yukari said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a knife and a nice slice through the stomach works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

I don't have many weird Touhou pictures.

Has anyone else been finding it absolutely impossible to avoid clicking on spoiler images since the spoiler changed to Yukari's gap?

I just can't resist even if I think it'll be something bad.

Drinking tea in your room

See this

What do

"REIMU...I'M HOOOOOME!"

MIND THE GAP