/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Kanatan, hold the camera properly! No, stop filming our legs and get a good face shot!
>I'm gonna hit you soon if you don't start doing this properly you fucking gremlin...
>So Coco, you take this fishing rod and attach the string to a chair or something. When we get a good shot of it, you start pulling the string and we act all scared.
>Seriously Kanatan I'm soon going to make you an actual ghost if you don't stop screwing around!
>This 3D ghost hunting collab will make us so much supachas that we can buy a yacht or invest in Microsoft bonds
>No, fucking shaking the camera isn't scary at all you beansprout! It'll just make the viewers go watch Korone playing shitty megadrive game #273
>Okay, let's start filming...
>My name is Tsunomaki Watame and with me I have the lee- Amane Kanata! Today we are at this haunted house investigating paranormal activity and trying to get a ghost on film.
>Kanatan is operating the camera, wave to the camera Kanata! See, there she is!
>I'm really bad with horror, so boy I would hate to meet a ghost~
>Let's go inside and look if we can catch anything...
>What was that sound? Eeek! Did you catch anything on film Kanata? Oh, how scary~
>What? You heard something coming from upstairs? Oh no, do we dare to go there~
>Oh my god, that chair is moving on it's own! Run Kanata!
>Huf, puf... That was so scary!
>Psst... Coco! How are we doing viewerwise? All good? Nice!
>Did you hear about the history of this place, Kanata? It's really scary...
>Apparently the mother of the family commited suicide in one of those rooms and haunts these grounds at night as a banshee...
>They say that you can hear her horrifying screams and wailing when the moon is full... Her throat was slit so her screams become a bloody gurgle that scares away children and adults alike...
>Psst... Coco! That's your cue to start singing...