/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>32437045
DOCTOR SEX
WILL CREATE A CREATURE

All in all, Halo is really good and I could use an Alp for some couch co-op
Don't know if other MG species would be into it

>>25956431
Preach it, daddy-o!

>>23996665
On your knees bro! Yeah you know how I like it

>>21874157
You can keep trying but you'll never get rid of things you dislike. Deal with it Daddy-O

Science Fiction Double Feature!
See the Automatons fight!

>>20246454
You might be. How can you know unless you suck on a big, black spadetail?

>>19458912
You first /monster/

>>18359002
Are you proposing?

What if there are Alps that never realized that they have alped in the first place, leading them to continue acting like everything is normal?

How do you feel if an alp took up comedy to see you smile?

>not having an insecure flat sugar mom.
>she will never admit she's involved in mammonobama smuggling.
>not giving her the best night out on the town.
>not making her feel young again
>not dicking her so hard she falls asleep in your arms.
>not giving her kids so she can be a mother.
>not proposing at the former order village you met.
>not coming home after work to her working hard on dinner.
So what if it's the make up that gets her theough the day? She gets me through mine.

>that's gay!
Yeah yeah fuck you.

Alp sugarmoms whether they be overweight or lanky are the best. remember to dance for them.

>>17254869
Alps you say?

Since theres nothing to talk about lets talk about alps
>do aggresive ones exist?

Does anyone remember that gordon ramsay alp greentext? We need more cooking mgs

>>17176586
But it's better when they are powerful, buy you and make you dance for them.

>>17159461
Like this?
I like the hat this one carries around.

>>17012536

You know that feeling when you want to write a simple little smut story and realize you've got a 4k word set-up for it before you realize what you're doing?
This is that set-up. I posted the first few bits of this as a teaser some time ago but don't remember how much of this is old, most of it is new though.

http://pastebin.com/WWB2vU4X

>>16283480
Alps are here! They're queer! Get used to it!

>>15505953
>Eugh, seriously? You expect me to say THAT?
Your RP session did not go according to plan.
>>15505967
Bioluminescent Sea Slimes and Flow Kelp, please.

>>15059849
I got one with genie pants.

>>14959998
Bitch I'd devastate that poor bug!