/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kiki/Shog short. Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.

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Kiki's mom has got it going on
She's all I wanted and I've waited for so long
Kiki can't you see your just not the girl for me

Questions about the Kiki

Are they born live or do they come from eggs?
Born in their uniform or naked?
Do Kiki get paid and if so how?
How do they find their masters?

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>Spilling sugar cubes and tea all over the floor
>Breaking my fine china and dropping the cookies
>Raw uncooked blood dripping meat that she let stain her dress and all over the floor
>Why the fuck is my sandwich dripping with secret sauce? Or at least I hope it's secret sauce
>Why did you let the snake in?
2/10 at least she's trying. I would recommend a proper course in maiding by an experience Kikimora

Take of a Kikimora burglar

>Burglary detective has a string of break-ins. Nothing being taken really but delicious meals are being cooked when no one's around and other oddly helpful shit.
>police start to investigate the local area of the string of burglaries
>namely they set up shop next door to a more promising house
>the house in question gets called over the phone every so often and what sounds like a little girl politely requests you restock things like lemon pledge, trash bags, bread, and windex as you're running out
>of course they set up a tap and trace on the house to determine the calls origins and hopefully find the suspect of all the break-ins
>after 2 days of the resident purposefully using up all their cleaning supplies and sandwich rations the call finally comes through
>they manage to keep the voice on the line occupied by feigning ignorance of how to properly spell certain products and did the voice want a single gallon jug of original pledge or did they think he should buy 2 half gallons of orange pledge because theres a deal going on etc.

>eventually its determined the call itself is coming from inside the house
>fearing for the residents life the cops immediately tac-entry all possible points of egress to ensure a blanket sweep
>after a quick but thorough search its narrowed down to a small crawl space the resident forgot they even had
>inside is a scared but huffy brownie kindly requesting everyone leave their boots in the entryway its bringing in dirt and this is carpet
>after some mild questioning by the cops its revealed that the series of burglaries and even some of the meals were in fact committed by a single individual but the house keeping and large portion of lunches was breakfasts were not
>the culprit is a single kikimora struck almost dumb by the sheer human density of modern living and could think of no way to service them all despite men being in clear and desperate need of her services
>so she broke into and evaluated each and every home containing single men in the immediate 10x10 mile area before leaving the best brownie agent for the job
>with an inside man doing most of the work she was free to cook up as many meals as she could before dinner time and try to distribute them as best as she could being let in by her brownie sleeper cell before giving them the next days instructions and chores list
>via unanimous decision the home owners agree no charges will be filed and the police are no longer needed as the neighborhood more or less returns to normal barring the fact it's now become the most prime real estate for single male first timer home owners

And then The danuki's tax assessor raises the property rates of the area since there is the surge of interest from fresh college graduates.

... We must stop those dastardly Kikimora burglar thieves!

Use your maid as a daki!

Memes aside I live big, dangerous, usually-dominant MGs in timid, submissive rolls and jobs.

Strong-willed but obedient meidos are love.