/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11809112
nuff said

Come to think of it, she always did get stuck with a lot of... shitty jobs.

>>7844753
>SWEET MIKO AND HELLARISA

FUCKING

AWESOME

>>7766001
Oh and two more things. Unlike /jp/, when you interact with normals, you have a larger window of being a normalfag for a bit, that is having the "average" reaction to something. For example, if he starts sperging around about something related to sports, you have the window to be a normalfag and say "Oh, that's really cool man" or something. Practice that too. The second thing is, remember to stretch out your powerlevel when you finally are alone. Socializing too much can and will cause it to drop. Just try to use all the time he's outside doing his own shit and fap to loli or tentacles, play some VNs, practice Touhou on Lunatic like a complete autist, you name it. Do your most extreme stuff when you manage to be alone, you'll need to exhaust your weeaboo desire before your roommate gets back and you have to put on your mask again.

>>7361141
Good enough. Time for change of strategy. No bombs. Every time you lose a life, you FUCKING QUIT AND START OVER. Try to do this until you can clear Alice without bombs or lives lost.
>>7361298
Play Reimu B or Marisa A like a real man.

Is something wrong with /jp/ or 4chan? It looks here like there's a bunch of random stuff all over. Is this happening to anyone else?

I give you an idea is wrong, fix another reason, I think, just good entertainment / black / no, do not ignore the fact that, apart from humans and food sources Nanzih against youkais Mousha Youkai. Only the development of fisheries spellcard Youkai completely stop, but suddenly not mentioned.

Way out east there was this lady I wanna tell ya about. Goes by the name of Reimu Hakurei. At least that was the handle her loving parents gave her, but she never had much use for it herself. See, this Hakurei, she called herself "The Miko". Now, "Miko" - there's a name no woman would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Miko that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where she lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. See, they call Gensokyo the "Land of Fantasy"; but I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow it as there are some nice folks there. 'Course I ain't never been to London, and I ain't never seen France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Gensokyo, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd seen in any of them other places. And in Japanese, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this here story I'm about to unfold took place in the early '90s - just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the I-raqis. I only mention it because sometimes there's a woman... I won't say a heroine, 'cause, what's a heroine? Sometimes, there's a woman. And I'm talkin' about the Miko here - the Miko from Gensokyo. Sometimes, there's a woman, well, she's the woman for her time and place. She fits right in there. And that's the Miko. The Miko, from Gensokyo. And even if she's a lazy woman - and the Miko was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in all of Gensokyo County, which would place her high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. Sometimes there's a woman, sometimes, there's a woman. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced it enough.

Marisa: Now so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes.
Miko: What about the toe?
Marisa: Forget about the fucking toe!
Mystia: Excuse me, sir. Could you please keep your voices down? This is a family restaurant.
Marisa: Oh please, dear? For your information, the Great Yama has roundly rejected prior restraint!

Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Miss. Hakurei. You're Miss. Hakurei. I'm the Miko. So that's what you call me. That or Her Mikoness... Mikoer... or El Mikorina, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Also, since this thread is an advanced form of the cancerous "IF YOU WERE A TOUHOU WAT WULD YOU BE LOLOL" threads, here is Reimu imitating Neo.

You gotta BELIEEEEEEEEVE.