/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14929229
>all these people willing to plow the abomination with a horse pussy
>Regular horse pussy girls are out of the question

YOU'RE ALL FAILURES!

Don't you want to be a stud anon? To be cherished for your breeding prowess?

To be called a stallion?

>>14590961
No, she's always been the most beautiful and pure grill.

Accept the love of Hoof Pussy Kingdom, home of purest girl!

>meanwhile Unicorn is looking at the shitstorm she caused and giggling to herself

Don't you want to live in an enchanted forest? Get married to a beautiful perfect waifu that can tend to any injury? There's even those other girls in the woods that you could visit.

>>13634640
>Better school

That's debatable. Especially since /a/sshats all play white magic Healsluts in video games like the Alps they are.

What's not debatable is how a normal human man can capture and train a Nightmare because they are so woefully pathetic that they can't fend off an awake human.

Also a Bi-Corn would wield White and Dark magic. Which is pretty bullshit from a balancing standpoint.

>>13576229
Non-sense anon, sure there will be about 20% Bi-Corns in the mix but their bullshit mamono magic and desire to please their husbandu will keep the Unicorns in the harem as Unicorns, just as I wish.

Even if that doesn't work then the world will just get all my Unicorn daughters eventually anyway.

I'll get to be the man who waifued an entire generation of Unicorns and secure my place in history as well. A true conqueror of love.

>>13521515
Not if I only sex other Unicorn!

They are all pure! Pure I say!

>>13487140
Anon pls don't make her cry

>>13447119
Anon, please.

Pls.

>Watch them from afar
>Too dangerous
>I'm a humongous Alp afraid of everything ever

Bro, bro, bro, just go for the easier ones that aren't going to do shit to you.

Like a Weresheep, the worst you'll get is better sleep.

Or best MG.

>>13267442
Clearly best butt right here.

Followed by Troll, monkey, and faggot cat,

>>13235606
>all those "Love at first fuck" clauses?
I only remember Unicorn, and only because that's her whole shtick.

Uhoh, you just insulted a poor centaur for having you damn well know what I was going to put here nigga and now she's galloping off crying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR77LZoJ3uY towards the ravine!

What do you do or say to prevent a horrible tragedy from occurring?

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWPhNRBG-B8

>>13014858
There is nothing wrong with horse pussy

>>12913283
That's the point anon.

Also I can bang any MG without turning my Waifu into a Bi-Corn.

>>12764921
Go ahead anon, cut off your balls and see what happens.

If it isn't DE then you'll get to enjoy the hospitality of Dr. Lich a fate worse than undeath.

>>12764947
Hopefully everyone shares your attitude so I can get all the Unicorn pussy.

Then I guess the original one would turn into a Bi-Corn and I'd have a harem of Unicorns.

Or would they all eventually turn into Bi-Corns too?

>8 Bi-Corns each with 5 other MGs as their harem
>40 Monster girl waifus

>>12684787
Problem anon?

>>12451867
> so what if some monsters decided that the Demon Lord was a shit and wanted a live with non-corrupted humans?
I was under the impression that even the monsters who you would expect to think DL a shit (the really pure ones like pic related, or the really really evil ones like ghoul and devil) generally conclude that she's a good thing on balance, because before she came along they couldn't give humans the V.
So while their vaginas may be sandy due to losing rank to the succubi or whatever, they're still grateful to *have* vaginas.