/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Be Knight of the Order of the Silver Shovel
>Tame the wilderness with mine trusty shovel and steadfast acclimation to the weather of yonder lands
>There's a Gnome that always follows me
>She tells me that I find her the best soil to relax in and the best rocks to eat
>We tame the land together, just me and my Gnome friend
>For Shovelry! I tell myself
>But the land becomes tame, there is no raucous adventures to be had, no scurrilous scallywags to duel
>Black Knights gone off and married a Succubus! The fiend!
>The camp fire is getting low
>My Gnome friend has been missing for months now
>There's a giant boulder in front of me
>It's neither limestone or granite, some fiendish concoction by that wicked wicked Plague Knight!
>But surely he's off making children with his Lich! But then who!?
>I can see a text box appear above me, 8-bit music playing a somber tune
[DIG FOR HER]
>Under hills and over hills I shall find my merry friend!
>No man or beast may stop me!
>FOR SHOVELRY!