/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9018087
If you prefer moe lolis, that's fine. You don't have to be uppity about it.

hey guys

I like girls.

There, I said it.

Hi /jp/, I'm a girl and I've seen a lot of posts from some rather sad and depressed anonymous' tonight on here. I think I should give you guys some advice, genuine advice that is (not the pseudo rubbish that some people spout).

Firstly, if you want to compete for my attention as a girl or any girl for that matter you have to shape up. Go to the gym, work out, build up muscle: Girls will instantly notice you.

Secondly, don't really let on that you're into video games or anime, we know there are plenty of socialable, hot guys on campus that are into that kind of thing - but hearing those two words leads a lot of us to believe that you may be *too* into video games and anime for your own good.

Thirdly, develop some confidence, if you want my attention, come up to me and try to chat me up, be confident about it, even be quite brash and somewhat arrogant if you want. We like a man who knows how to take control. What we don't like is shyness or introversion.

And finally, I can't emphasize this enough, don't breach intellectual topics. Talk about things like sports, trying to start a conversation about Plato or Heidegger just appears boring and pretentious, whatsmore, it gives us the impression your a bit.... well, for lack of a better term, loser-ish.

In general /jp/, and I know I'm going to be shitstormed, just act a bit more *normal*.

[]attractive
[]weeaboo
[]tolerable
Pick two