/jp/ - Otaku Culture

If I wish for Madoka to drown me in her fart stink, will I become a magical girl too?

>>10747357

Fart threads are the best part of /jp/

>>10045880

I'm glad to hear that, anon. I hope it continues to bring you joy when you are sad in the future.

>>9790657

I don't wanna hear anything from the FAKE leader of the fartmasters.

>>9666889

I'm not fartist.

But fartist a cool guy. I'm the chief director of fart studios, nerd. Deal with it.

>>9503656

4. Imagine yourself as a Japanese chuugakusei student (middle schooler), explain the typically expected responsibilities. What is the "highschool entrance exam" and how does it reflect later life. How are highschool and further education viewed in Japan? Does the "lots of fun" highschool Anime reflect the reality in Japan? If not, explain why such Anime exist.
In middle school, the students are supposed to clean the floors and burn trash and shit. they take turns doing it, but usually they beat up the nerds and make those fags do it. the HS entrance exam is a test to get into a HS, like pre-university or something, and basically if you don't get into a good school you're a piece of fucking shit. Japs are idiots, but they think education is really important because of the social status. They don't give a fuck about actual knowledge or anything. HS is like prison for children in Asia, hence why so many people become hikkis/otakus/NEETs/unproductive FAGGOTS because Japan puts so much pressure on everyone with no real rewards.


5. Explain the demographics of Japan and how they have shifted, influencing modern Japan.

Lots of dirty chinks, gooks and brazillians have entered Japan in the past few decades, and have made Japan more lewd, pissed off lots of crusty old people, and made everyone bitch about how hard it is to learn the kanji and how it's gay and useless. Also, jap women love dark, fat foreigner cock and it's making all the little jap men and boys get upset, so they watch anime and become neetfaggots.


How did I do on my test, Homo-sensei?

>>9486716

Girls can't help it when they fart; it's perfectly normal and healthy!

sayaka i dont feel about u that way

A gigantic fart cloud comes out of my ass and sets my opponent on fire, and then, anime-styled roman deities come down from the skies, and blow their farts on the enemy, which reacts with my own mortal farts, causing an implosion that sucks my enemy into the fart realm, to be crushed by a super-dense and super-heated fart singularity.

Fart fetishes are more natural and normal than vore fetishes.

>>9090219
I will never leave a fartbro hanging and welcome all of them with open arms. But NSJ does not seem to share the same sentiment.

Madoka was enjoying a nice cup of juice one day in her house when Homura jumped through the window. Before Madoka knew what was happening, Homura stopped time and walked around Madoka's room-she was frozen in time, so she couldn't do anything. Homura begin sniffing madoka's panties from the hamper, wiping the brown-stained spot where her asshole touched the fabric. "S-soo good..." Homu moaned.
But then time unfroze for some reason-Homu had become so aroused she lost concentratioN1

>>9027194
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>>8935704

>>8914340

ass brothers for ly4e

Who here fights for farts?

poot

farting is otaku culture.

>>8804915

You're welcome for that.

>>8720202
Farts are something for people of fine class
A peasant like you wouldn't even be worthy of a fart
Convert or die

Fresh off the presses for you everyone