/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Dear future monstergirl waifu,

Please give me lots of kisses and headpats. I am uncomfortable with physical contact due to years of solitude, so make sure you restrain me properly so I cannot escape.
Please remember that humans have needs other than sex and cuddles. We like conversation, entertainment, and delicious food. That last one is very important. The food should be tasty such that I don't need to be restrained to eat it.

>>42590626
Hmmm...I don't know. But apparently the reviews are pretty good.
>Pause for laughter
Hey, let's hold a contest. We all go to the restaurant on different days, and see who can have the best experience.

Slow news day. Shes resorted to having Miss Vzt randomly generate news headlines for her with the prompts 'summoning', 'husband' and 'undead grey lamantation mushroom'. More at 1.

need to purify my eyes after reading some of this bullshit