/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>44011220
>canned food
Perfectly acceptable means of preserving food. Both wouldn't have a problem with it, and I'd imagine kiki makes you lots of canned corn.
>fast food
You better hope they don't find the McDaphs ketchup packets at the bottom of your car.

>>42510235
The western fandom is dirty. It must be cleaned.

>>40822130
Kiki bodyguard is important.

>>40470794
As cute as maids are, I wish it was canonical that Kikis could have jobs besides just servant. It sucks that they're basically a race with zero social-economic mobility.

>>40455476
The "dom servant, but you are still her master" is a fun dynamic.

I'm going to post Kikis just to mess with the /pol/ faggot

>>35313554
Kikimoras in the original folklore could be beneficial, but when they weren't, they were tormenting people instead of killing them.
>[The kikimora] will look after the chickens and the housework if the home is well kept. If not, she will tickle, whistle, and whine at the children at night.
>To appease an angry Kikimora it is said one should wash all the pots and pans in a fern tea.
Sleep paralysis was also explained by Slavs of old as an angry Kikimora coming to strangle you at night. Erotic asphyxiation with your Kiki!

>>35292221

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>>34687821

>kikimora's landlord kicked her out
>she lives with her master until she finds a new home
>she parks her tank on the front yard
>she fills her new room with gas masks, assault rifles, knifes, and giant fur coats
>fridge is suddenly full of vodka bottles
>there's a huge fucking killer bear in the backyard, and it's her pet bear, Ivan

>>22847150
jesus christ that scared the shit out of me. fuck shogs and fuck eldritch abominations.

>>22677093
It's easier for them if you call their job "eliminating mess".

>>22326703
That will take a skilled healer.

>>22157123

Got this kiki picture commissioned for a friend.
https://twitter.com/JAPversus/status/1143185720795914241

>>19778467

remove ____!

>>19298222
Yes, she would. In fact that is the sort of agreements Kikis would be very glad and adept at making. You are getting that bodyguard waifu anon, and before long you will be licking her perfectly chiseled abs.

I want to remove kebab with my loyal kiki servant/wife

>>19020551
>"As your maid, it is my duty to not only make your life easier, but teach you the skills needed to be a successful man"
>"You will be taught how to excel in business, how to be in your best shape and defend yourself, useful skills and knowledge, and how to charm and please a woman"
>"I will not fall in any of these"

>>18988310
I really want a kombat kiki maid like that

>>18816755
Remove Jinko.

>>17455550
Doing fun and relaxing things with your monstergirl hitwoman to make her forget the horrible things she's done in her past!