/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You know the damage one ignorant kenzoku can do?
We were in France in the first war, we'd won decorations, but the watamates told all the lunaitos that we had tails. And they found this ignorant kenzoku soldier. Paid him to tie a tail to his ass and run around half naked making monkey sounds. They put him on a big round table in the cafe napoleon, put a reed in his hand, crown on his head, blanket on his shoulders and made him eat bananas in front of all the lunaitos... Oh, the watamates danced that night, passed out leaflets with that kenzoku's face on it, called him, Tortellini king of the monkeys. And when we slit his throat you know that fool asked us what he had done wrong?