/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>22050752
>be adventurer
>traveling to the capitol hoping to score a good job
>stop by some dinky town to get some rest
>some asshole hits me in the back of the head
>good thing I wear a helmet
>fight ensues. Somehow the entire town gets involved
>after beating the shit out of those uppity peasants, I find a convenient cart full of treasure in the back of the inn
>jackpot
>decide to take it with me and blow it on some gear and booze

>as I leave town, I hear a loud roar
>suddenly, a motherfucking dragon comes down
>I refuse to abandon my shiny cart of swag cause my momma didn't raise no pussy
And that's how I met my wife.

>>20805387