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>>13640737
>'Well, yeah, you'll have to avoid drains & large bodies of water, but look at the bright side!'
>'I was an Olympic swimmer, and now I can't touch water. What bright side is there?!?'
>'Uuuummm... You're pretty much indestructible now. And you can clean up your floors just by gliding across them!'
>'Oh. Joy.'
>'And the shapeshifting. You can finally have the perfect body.'
>'What do you mean? I was perfectly healthy.'
>'I wouldn't call those curves 'healthy'.'
>'And what's this- this thing- in my chest?'
>'Don't poke at it, dummy! Do you want to die?'
>'DIE?!?'
>'Well, you'll either die, or you'll uncontrollably rape the nearest man. I can never remember which.'
>'What kind of therapist are you?'

>>13168743
I recall, many moons ago, a thread where all the holstbros were waxing lyrical and discovering with some confusion that they were all Texans.

Slime waifu over here, I guess