/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ooooh Battler! I've got perfecto locked room murder for you to rack your feeble brains over! Gyhehehahaha! Let me explain what happened, as I do so love seeing your frustrated face!!

The victim was yet another disgusting internet sleuth who posted nothing but fantasies of licking Lady Bernkastel's tummy, [red]a truly vile act deserving of nothing but the most horrific torture![/red] This killing can be considered a punishment for such a transgression on basic decency!

As such, I personally flew through the keyhole using witches' magic and bashed his brains in with one swish of my pipe..! There is no doubt about it... [red]This disgusting maggot is truly stone cold dead![/red] No more posts about Bernkastel's tummy! Kyahahaha! His pet dog was peacefully carried off to the Golden Land, however. After all, while its master was disgusting the beast did not deserve a painful death.