/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Ummmm..............

Am I on the right board.....?

>>11547215
Um, I don't know what you're talking about.

Can we please talk about thudnerstorms?

the reason she weighs so much is because that isn't fat, it's muscle!

thick, solid muscle!

>>11132550
........but he actually is all those people.

>>11065564

aufailian/satanic evil family of cunt much eh

>>11023632
Umm..................

You guys are so self-deprecating it's weird.

>>10976506
Why is he spamming Asuka?

Ummm.................

Do people actually post here?

>Walk into gamestop with $60, looking for a game to buy
>While I'm browsing, I notice a fat neckbeard in the corner with a lump in his coat looking nervous
>Think it's just his boner, smile and keep browsing
>Hear the click of a gun, it turns out he's a fucking robber
>He tells everyone that he's gonna shoot up the place if we don't give him money
>The retard at the counter tries to run away, he gets shot at in the back
>The gunman starts shooting up the entire store
>Looking for cover, I jump behind the nearest game rack
>Four bullets hit me in non-vital parts of my body
>Bloody and almost unconcious, I look up to see why nothing shielded me
>"PS3 games and accessories"
>Fall unconcious, wake up in hospital

>Walk into gamestop with $60, looking for a game to buy
>While I'm browsing, I notice a fat neckbeard in the corner with a lump in his coat looking nervous
>Think it's just his boner, smile and keep browsing
>Hear the click of a gun, it turns out he's a fucking robber
>He tells everyone that he's gonna shoot up the place if we don't give him money
>The retard at the counter tries to run away, he gets shot at in the back
>The gunman starts shooting up the entire store
>Looking for cover, I jump behind the nearest game rack
>Four bullets hit me in non-vital parts of my body
>Bloody and almost unconcious, I look up to see why nothing shielded me
>"PS3 games and accessories"
>Fall unconcious, wake up in hospital