/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I saw something hinting at how to create/write. I saw two black women float off into the distance, they said something about The Abyss. Then I saw a couple of pregnant mothers, one of them had four baby faces press up against her stomach, then one of them popped out, then it vomited out another, then that another, then that another. The mother was Lain's mother, the fourth child was Lain, but there was also another version of that Lain baby, I saw it as a desktop spreadsheet icon, half-formed with Lain's face on it.

I saw told "Janny is testing you"

I was with a schoolfriend. I gave him a title like "Dark King Murky" and I gave myself the title "Crimson King Hornet"

In a classroom, there's a Christian teacher speaking. I have a picture on my laptop of Duke Murmur, as Gut's child, but his body was extra large, like a seal. I'm thinking about showing it to the class but the teacher obviously wants to avoid it, and throws a couple of grenades at me. I back up into a corner above a couch while others ran in other directions. I saw other grenades exploding in the distance, the explosion radius was big enough that I'd definetly die from the two thrown nearby while in this corner, but they weren't exploding, then one of them went off with pitiful blast, so I sad "Maybe it was bitch grenade" someone isn't satisfied by this so I say "Yeah, authors write themselves into corners all the time." I'm walking with the teacher, I mention who God made the manager of the world. He asks who, I say "The Devil" he says "The Devil!?"

Me as Inuyasha at a ship. Someone mentioned that I was sad, and I'm going to be even more sad when I lose my party members.

I was floating in the sky with a red jacket on. I said "I am the Full Metal Alchemist" then said "Actually, I'm the protagonist of most stories."

On the ground, "Aya" was speeding all over the place, casting Illusory Dominance. I pulled a gun and shot all over the place, then her and her illusions stopped in place, bullet holes in them, and she said my master had taught me well.(It only takes a couple fucking brain cells to see 90% of the Touhou OPs on this board are fake and gay glowie sanctuaries, not sure if I should bother pointing them out just so a glowie can come in here and say "take meds"[not that one wont already come in here to do that because of my dreams])

I was Sasuke, floating up in the air with a red lightning aura, seething incomprehensibly. I was apparently going to flood Altaar with red lightning such that it overflows out the top of his 9th chakra and poisons all of his Astral bodies.) I was on the ground, there was an old lady ahead of me that was Altaar in disguise, I shocked him by he cast off his disguise and wasn't going to take it easily, there were a bunch of people around me who had been disguised as old ladies, they were all described as "Sad, and Ancient" while I was merely "Ancient"


Went through some corridors avoiding dart traps until I sat in front of big TV screen. I set up my Yukari figure to the left of the screen, her umbrella slipping off but I couldn't be bothered getting it right, as Naster sat at my right for a duel. He mentioned that I could be replaced by anybody, so I said that he could be replaced by anybody.

There was Dark Souls NPC, I had met him 3 times before, at different places around the game, hugging his knees and acting depressed, one time in a closed off room. This time he was sitting at the middle of a very long dining table, white tablecloth. He was bitterly, sacastically talking about being the Lord of Man, and having to go face an onslaught of foes up in the Grand Archives, before he regained his composure, stood up in his chair and said "Come on! You've got to come with and help!" I had three options, the default option was to say something like "It's just fake."

Yukari was saying that the glowniggers can't actually "win" unless they post a /jp/ OP with a document that has all the information they've gleaned from my dreams.

A girl was saying "Hey, you've only written 1 page of stuff that makes you sound like a girl, while they've written 8 pages just to try and bring you down." She compared Yuuka and Yukari, who are almost the same entity, then said "It shows the power of a 'seal holding something up', since Yukari would be just another girl they don't give a shit about if not for you."

Dreamt I saw an annoying faggot and friend looking at a doujin.
I saw the page, Yuuka and Yukari confronted each other beside a waterhole in a paddock.
Yukari said "there's no need for two of us to have the same power..."
...
"...after all, I am a predator."
Then the dream turned into me walking away from the faggot while calling him a bitch, though he shouted something back I kept shouting bitch back, then he followed me, always just managing to stick on my tail around each corner, I climbed up some stairs then jumped off then climbed up them and still he followed so I let him pop his stupid face around the corner then stuck a knife in it as I woke up.