/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35952756
>"holsts"
I don't like your implications

>>20595686
Oblivious when you're first entering into puberty, perverted from the day she realized you were in your prime teenage years.

No matter how much you scrub the scent of your wet dreams off in the shower she can still smell it in the laundry from the other side of the house.

>>20011196
Cow

Especially this cow

>>18931099
No this is

>>18737428

>>17264035
dunno, but shes big, and i like, no, love big cows

>>16821351
milk laden mammaries

>>16782455
those two are some of the best, farm girls are the best

>>16655892
Whatever nerd. Hand over the lunch money or I'll break another one of your stupid toys.

>>16647202
i agree with >>16647196
more cows pls

>>16603909
not all of us have wealthy tanuki waifus, as a minotaur dairy farmer I've simply forgone beds for hay piles, much easier that way

>>16537486
I want to motorboat Cara's abs

>>16520134
Best cow incoming

>>16486213
YAMERO
LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE

>Working out at MGC gym
>its the January rush, so lots of anons and Monstergirls are keeping the place packed
>Just hoping to get some legwork in and call it a day
>head over to the freeweights section, its packed with all manner of Oni, Ushi, Trolls, Ogres, Dragons going hard
>Hear a loud grunt and a sound like a steam engine coming from your right
>Hueg muscly Holstaur is trying to finish a set of squats but can't finish the last one
>Rush over instinctively and offer what little help you can, finally get the bar racked and pull the Holst to a seated position
>Her face is so red you're afraid if she looks in one of the wall mirrors she'll enrage, but she stammers out a 'thank you'
>Says she, too, is annoyed by all the casuals coming in and taking up all the space so she tried to just get a set in by herself while the rack was open
>Ask her if she wants to work out together
>Blushes even more, but agrees and the two of you share a great workout
>Buys you a protein shake afterward, and before she leaves stammers out that she wouldn't mind meeting up to work out again or maybe meeting up outside too
>You're left with aching legs, a half-finished protein shake and a slip of paper with a number on it
>You can officially confirm you made gains today

>>16449934
Cows need to be big

>>16428415
That right?

>>16416624
WE NEED COWS

BIG LEAKY COWS