/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>15427674
>>watermelon breats

Let's be honest here,

As adorable and loving as Ran is, and as much as everyone thinks she's great, having her around would be a pain in the ass.

Her tails would shed all the time and leave hair all over your furniture and carpet. If you want to sleep with her, your bed will be covered in fur

and it will be hard to breathe with all of Ran's dander all over the place. If you go to give her a bath because her tails have fleas, or because

they're dirty from scraping along the floor (let's face it, it's impossible her back muscles could be developed enough to lift all that weight off

the floor), then you have hair clogging your drains. You would have to wash her off outside with a garden hose.

Own any nice clothes? They aren't nice anymore because now there's yellow hair all over your suits. Yellow hair is the worst, it doesn't blend with

anything, so now you can't get a job since your interview suit looks shitty and now you don't have any income.

On top of that, she's a fox. Have you ever smelled a fox? They smell like skunks, no joking.

Sure, she may be loving, but there's alot to think about before you let her into your house.

When she's in heat, she will make weird noises and give off a bad smell, and if you have sex with her, you have to worry about lifting up those huge

heavy tails to reach her equally furry vagina, and the whole time you're pounding her from behind you have a faceful of fur and unwashed poopstink

from her using the bathroom and you can't breathe. If you cum on her, jizz wont come out of her fur easily, so you must bathe her. Also, you have to

listen to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxLHUxzEoRU


Do you still want a Ran of your own, /jp/?

DANMAKU

ON

MOTORCYCLES

PEDONEKOPHILIA

>>5698337

Ran in heat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWhp4f_-43g&feature=related

CHEN OHAYO

>>5337219

Thank you. Now please hurry with the pictures so I can imagine you pinning me down.

If the touhous had computers and internet, what kind of threads would they each make on 4chan?

>>5191277

>>5105764
Oh god that's marvelous.

Gonna have to ask for a source on that and any other japs in diapers you got

Can epileptic people play touhou?

Finnish confirmed for bigger Ran and Chen fans than Americans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-TbtQrJtDU

Look at this.

The damn Finnish have this song translated and subtitled already! AND WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT: The subs have fancy colors and playful styles too. They aren't just static.

Goes to show the Finnish are bigger Chen fans than us.

You should be ashamed, USA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWhp4f_-43g

If this was actually translated, the world would finally be at peace

SDM PVs got nothing on this

>>4738220
Holy shit what the fuck is wrong with her eyes

>>4697771
>>4697771
HNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggghhhrrrr

NIHONGO WAKARIMASEN LOL~

This looks interesting though...

Just reminding you guys what the greatest touhou video is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWhp4f_-43g

What fetishes have you developed as part of your involvement in the Touhou fandom?

"Che~n! C-ch~e~n! Kawaii kawaii Ch~e~en! Ahhhh! Che~n! C-ch~e~n! Kawaii kawaii Ch~e~en! Ahhhh! 4 STRENGTH 4 STAM LEATHER BELT AHHHH!"