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How do you apologize to a monster girl after accidentally calling her fat?

>>20911157
Imagine getting summoned to HR after she knew you called her that

>>20737011
Thinking about it, I would say 9' is about as tall as I could go. Just 50% taller than myself, not too extreme so I don't have to crank up my neck too much.

>>19998469
>>19998478
fug

I really really like monster girls, friends.

>>19969264
>What do you mean you spent $600 on gacha rolls?

>>19903496
>You really enjoyed the Khepri pit didn't you?

>>19823230
Anon, that's only dangerous if you do it near an Anubis.

>Are you the Anon who posted "all Pharaohs are better off graped" in a certain imageboard?

>What do you mean you shitpost on that imageboard for 10 hours straight?

>>18610028
>Bullying an Anubis by getting her off schedule
How devilish. I'm sure the next day's schedule would include a time slot for something along the lines of "Use husband as footstool."

>>18604248
Just don't piss her off. You don't want her on top of you while under her curse.

>>18580319

>>18384979
>Are you saying my tail isn't fluffy enough?

>You came home at 3AM.
>What were you doing last night?

>Anon, you came home at 3AM today.
>What were you doing?

>>18155053
>You want that little girl's design elements incorporated into MY project?

>Did you dump an unhealthy amount of money into gacha games again?
>Don't tell me you're rewarding yourself either!

>>17991332
>How do Anubises keep their schedules?
Very carefully. But seriously, stone/clay wouldn't be ideal since changes on the fly might need to be made, so a notebook or scroll would work best.
>For Christmas, would a wristwatch make for a good gift for one?
If you want her fur to get ripped out, sure. Get her a handful of books, and some jewelry instead. Maybe a promise of a night of body worship, too?
>How would an Anubis react if you pronounced it shed-ual?
She would strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger the rules of pronunciation.

>>17977944
>Anubis are annoying

>What do you mean you spent $2000 on gacha games?

>>17956984
>What do you mean you spent $600 on gacha machines?

>>17920574
Because she'll send her older sister to bully you if you don't

>>17882377
How sad, even her subordinates are getting married earlier than her. What self-respecting man would get together with a CC, Machiavellian Pharoah?