/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>The first of your many kikimora daughterus brings her husband home
>You're anxious to see what he'll be like, you first daughter choosing a husband is a bit of a hurdle for you as a dad, she was just a baby so recently (at least it seemed like it)
>The man and your daughter arrive at your home
>She greets you, your wife, and her countless isters
>You shake the guys hands, firm grip, clean cut, seems good enough
>Your wife and daughters prepare dinner as you and the man sit by the fire and attempt to make small talk
>Dinner is perfect (as always) and the atmosphere is warm as you all sit at your family's massive dinner table
>As your daughters clear the table away, you lead the man off
>You take him into your massive, ornate study
>High vaulted ceilings, tall book cases carved of Carpathian elm, and a large desk of the same wood
>Oh yeah, you're rich as fuck. (based kiki wife's support)
>You go over to your bar and pour two glasses of your finest cognac
>You hand him the glass "Think you're good enough to marry my daughter, huh?"
>The man gives you a resolute nod
>"I guess it doesn't matter what you or I think, they can just tell weather a man is good or not. I'd be foolish to think my judgement is better than her's in this regard, I know she picked well."
>You take a sip of the cognac and then light a fine cigar, offering one to the man too
>You take a long drag "Listen, kid, you've hit easy street, okay?"
>He nods again
>"Just listen to what she has to say and don't disappoint her. It's literally that simple."
>Another nod
>"They do the rest, really. They like it too, just let her handle it."
>"A kikimora is literally the perfect wife, you can't ask for more. They're perfect."
>"Don't you dare hurt her though or subvert her expectations, I can have things done to you, but I'd rather not have to do that, understand?"
>You take a puff on the cigar, exhaling smoke out your nose "Kikis are love, kikis are life. Get rich pop out some daughters and make sure some other guys can get in on this too."
>Silence permeates the room as you both revel in your drink and tobacco
>The man breaks the silence "But how about those downy, soft feather pubes, right?!"
>You smirk, contented
>You toast with the young lad "How about those fucking feather pubes? GOD DAMN."

Does anyone have kikimora nudes? Not for lewd reasons but because I need to know how the FUCK their feet and legs are drawn. They're like total mysteries to me. Are they harpy like? Are they really just gross Chinese feet-binding esque "high heels" with no articulation? FUCK.

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>>14292618
kikimori are the #1 Slavic dog-bird house-spirit girls for me!

>>14178487
Not a wholesome Kikimora or Troll though? They're the only two I would trust to take care of my kids.

>>14166787
kiki, you dumb bitch.

>You will never have a slightly yandere kikimora keep you on edge as she carries around hedge clippers even if you don't own any sort of garden while she insists it's for the day she makes you a wonderful master with your own house and her lovingly tending your new garden
She will never trick you and then cut your tendons with the bolt cutters because she doesn't want to get the hedge clippers dirty

I want a slightly yandere kikimora to tell me stories and jokes to help ease the pain while being under anesthesia as she saws off my tendons with a hacksaw to make sure I can never leave her before getting her mindflayer friend to rewrite memories to make it just a horrible accident.

Kikimorae make the best wives and make you a better person if you marry one. They'd also produce the best daughters too, logically.

>>13894437
While singing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkp_Dx6VdI

>>13842551
It's best to not let them drop as low as 0%.

They need to stay above 75% if you want them to sing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHrRxQVUFN4

Kiki maids are to be seen, not heard.

Unless they have a nice singing voice.

I still want a dominating and slightly yandere kiki to cut my tendons with a bolt cutter so her master never runs too far from her love and affection.

>>13690457
I like Kiki Poppins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRFHXMQP-QU

A Kikimora is the only Monster Girl I would trust to leave alone with my children.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkp_Dx6VdI

I want to gift a regular human woman enchanted cleaning supplies and then watch her slowly transform into a kikimora after becoming obsessed with the cleanliness of the house!

>>13632079
Our Kikimora contracts are entirely subsidized by MGC Central admin. However most Kikimora's choose not to get paid and instead consider getting a fitting Master to serve the greatest gift in existance.

Please do mind that this only applies to Masters who are single. The above does not apply to married or dating Masters.

>>13632080
As explained some time ago, MGC Maid Central makes use of the finest Arachne made uniforms. These uniforms are enchanted to self-repair and aid maids in their duties.

The most interresting fact about our maid uniforms is that all our maids receive the needed training to control the features of their uniform. This allows a maid to have her uniform "dissapear" and "appear" as needed. This has proven to be extremely convenient for certain Maid-types.

>>13632086
Please do not worry. MGC Maid Central suspects that her new Master will be a far better fit for her.

>>13632019
Why not come and visit your local maid central in a week? We might have a suprising match for you!

>>13632091
You are always free to come and visit our local maid center to have a maid matched for you.

I like maids so much I started writing about them. So I know how you feel anon.

>>13632117
The only Lilim currently active in MGC Maid Central is a head teacher. She however cannot be hired.

MGC Maid Central does however feature Ushi-Oni maids! We have in addition succesfully matched an Ushi-Oni to a Master. So yes we do have Ushi-Oni maids.

>>13632143
Certainly, MGC maid Central has a variety of maids active, in training and many waiting to be hired by a new Master. Why not visit your local maid center today and view our catalog?

>>13632191
I appreciate that. I'm hoping not to get an overflow of requests this time. But i'll do them all in any case, it will take some time however. And i'll in addition mix other things alongside it.

>>13628085
>You realize you can't possible turn her in just for trying to help you like she did
>Even if she was probably yandere like every other kikimora out there
>"Sorry, I heard a noise earlier this evening, but it was just some catgirl mating on the roof. You know how it is." You try to laugh it off, but the hellhound looks genuinely disappointed that there's nobody left to beat up.
>"I see... Stay safe then sir, and make sure to pat her head twice as hard for me." The shirohebi pulls her partner back and gives your kikimora a wink before slithering back to her car while comforting her saddened helldog.
>You turn back to the kikimora and instantly feel blinded by the radiance of her smile.
>The sheer strength of her joy at your change of heart is enough to warm the cold neetness of your soul and illuminate you in ways you never though possible
>She's running towards you, her arms spread as she tackles you into the tighest and warmest hug you've ever had
>Likewise you wrap your arms around her and give her your best hug, a satisfied sigh instantly escapes her lung as she buries her face into your chest.
>There are tears on her cheeks, she's sobbing lightly while trying to explain something "I-I was so scared you wouldn't like me."
>After you finally calm her down she breaks into a flurry of kisses all over your face and neck, she leaves nothing unkissed by her lips if she can help it.
>The stew was in fact delicious, and she watches you with a loving smile as you eat spoonful after spoonful of the thick, savory stew.
>"Can you guess the secret ingredient?" She leans over the table and kisses the tip of your nose as you wonder what she could be talking about.
>"Oregano?" You chuckle but her eyes remain wide and intimidating she leans as close as she can. "Sleeping medication."
>It takes only a second after that for your vision to waver and you fall into her arms.
>"I really love my gullible master... So cute." She plants even more kisses on your sleeping body.

>>13620633
By pleading with him with tears in her eyes, using her cuteness as a weapon.
>"Please master you must for the sake of your health"
>"If not for yourself then for me"
>"I'll read you a bedtime story and stay with you till you fall asleep"
>"P-please"
How could you deny such a cute maid?

>>13589539
>The Kiki keeps suppressing her moans and whimpers
>"M-master this is wrong, you're a married man" she whispers
>You remind her that your marriage to your human wife was something your family arranged, not love
>"Please you mustn't what if I get pregnant"
>You tell her that as a maid she is property and has no say in this
>She blushes and averts her gaze for the remainder of the act
Later you pay the prostitute who pretended to be your wife for the night and see her on her way. Man your Kiki has a weird fetish

>Your kikimora's birthday is coming soon
>It's the first year since she moved in, but she's proven to be a loving companion in every regard, thoughtful and generous as well as understanding.
>So as a birthday present you've decided to make sure that she won't have to work even a little that day
>You set about making all the preparations, from getting a butler suit all the way to finding how to make her favorite meals and setting it all into motions
>You disable her five in the morning alarm clock and let her sleep until eight when you sneak into her room, dressed up in a suit carrying a platter of french pastries
>"Good morning madam." You twirl your invisible mustache as she slowly comes to
>You had expected her to be happy, but as soon as she sees you and the light coming in from outside she begins to panic
>"M-Master?! What happened? Why is the sun up? Who baked these for you? Did you hire another kikmora?!" She launches a thousand questions until you finallly manage to calm her down and explain the situation to her.
>Even after explaining it she seems cautious, but accepts while nibbling on a choux creme. "It's not bad... I guess." She mutters just barely loud enough for you to hear.
>she follows you around nervously as you go through her list of chores. Everytime you do get to a chore she starts to tremble while slowly giving you pointers.
>"You're not supposed to use that soap here." "Brush using clockwise circles Anon." "Don't mix those two together!"
>About three chores later and she disappears from sight, you think that maybe she's finally getting to relax
>You find her a while later when you get to cleaning her room, curled into the fetal position with her maid clothes on
>"He's doing it wrong. He doesn't need me anymore? Master's going to get rid of me now? I want to clean it right. Clockwise. Too much salt."
>Over and over she whispers these things to herself while rocking back and forward in her bed.

How do you fix this situation?

>>13521135
Thinking about Kikis while playing monster hunter. And waiting for Mabi to get off maintenance.

>>13482392
There's at least 3-4 of us on board with the idea, so paranoia isn't that far out there when you act like it's one person. You seem to be the only one who cares enough to make a fuss about it. At least now anyway, no idea about the past.

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A maid is as lucky, as lucky can be
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when I dust off your room.

Please don't mind the cleaning Kikimora and go back to bed.