/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>18997672
>Be a Kikimora
>Your heart's pitter-pattering, the Young Master is coming over today, and you cannot help to want to dote on him with excellent service!
>There's three rapping knocks on the door to the row house, right as you're drying your hands with a tea towel
>The Young Master is a mousy looking fellow, his breath stinks of over-roasted coffee and his suit is mildly disheveled. His smile is sheepish when you open the door for him, inviting him inside.
>You can feel his hungry eyes on your womanly curves, the Master having joked on several occasions you were aging like a fine wine.
>He's rather cordial when he introduces himself, tip-toeing around how long you'd like him to stay
>The look on his face is priceless when you tut at him and tell the young master that he's not leaving until he has a belly full of warm soup and a bath
"Well ugh... Interesting... huh..."
>You're speedy and efficient in disrobing him, putting the young master in a fine cotton pair of slacks and robe, serving him a choice between honeysuckle tea or a fine cognac
"So... where do we go from here?"
>You're midway through ironing his dress slacks' seam, asking him how his day at work was
"Well, you know, plenty of meetings... both informal and formal. Some of them got physical... perhaps a bit intimate. If you'd like we could go to your bed room and really relax."
>Your smile is terse and patient, telling him it's improper for the young master to proposition to an old hen like yourself
>Soon, he ends up laying on the floor in your lap, his head getting petted like an oversized dog, hair stroked as he rambles on and on about his job. Long hours, not a lot of free time.
>Some hours later, the young master awakens with a start, flushing when he realizes he was using your lap as his pillow, trying to stammer out an apology
>He relaxes when you just laugh it off and present him with his spic-and-span three piece suit, a noticeable bulge in the lapel pocket
>But, like all good things, your Young Master's stay has to come to an end, and he goes back to 'the grindstone' as he calls it
>He catches a kiss from you before your lips have a chance to firm up. It's an inexperienced, cautioned peck on your lips.
"Some day I'll absolutely have to get you out of that smock and show you a better time."
>As you wave him off, you wait until he's out of view, a small tear rolling down a watery eye
>On the kitchen island is a small card reading "CITY BOYZ! (A monster's toys!) with a phone number and escort menu
>There's a special price for 'Master service', at the bottom
>This is the third Young Master this month, and you're still looking for your one true master, to finally share your love with.
>You're reminded of that one saying your old Nan taught you... 'La douleur exquise'
>The tears won't stop

Since I can't into prose for whatever reason and this was the fastest method to get the idea from a few threads across.

>>18779323
>>18779337
Maid, for breeding

I made a thing, I would appreciate some feedback
https://pastebin.com/YhrCTkF8
Full disclosure, this was not my concept, but I had fun fleshing it out.

>>17396192
Sweep, sweep, sweep.

But in every job that must be done, there is an element of fun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkp_Dx6VdI

>>17238954
My waifu is a kitsune, but her natural state is less smug and more "comfortably happy."
This Kiki is a pretty good example of what I'm getting at.

>>17092987
I can only wish.

Sorry for the delay, right now I'm uploading the last images

http://imgur.com/a/oAmYg

>>16603348
I'll take the high class english Kiki if she can sing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pu1adxqUAg

Chim chiminey, chim chiminey
Chim chim cheree!
A maid is as lucky, as lucky can be
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey
Chim chim cheroo!
Good luck will rub off when Master watches me broom.
Or blows me a kiss and that's lucky too
Now, as the ladder of life 'as been strung
You might think a maid's on the bottommost rung
Though I spends me time in the dust and dirt
In this 'ole wide world there's no 'appier girl
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey
Chim chim cheree!
A maid is as lucky, as lucky can be
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey
Chim chim cheroo!
Good luck will rub off when Master watches me broom!

Don't forget to help your Kikimora maid out when she is working hard to make christmas a wonderfull time and give her some love and a kiss, making sure nothing is amiss.

>>16266884
I know just the girl for the job!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkp_Dx6VdI

>>16202869
+1 for Kiki.

I want a magical Kiki, even if they're more expensive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRFHXMQP-QU

I want one of those magical Kikis, the kind that do songs and dances!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkp_Dx6VdI

>>15350924
That just shows how tired I am. But yes a human orphan trained into a butler by a Kiki would be a nice thing too.

How well of a mother would a Kiki be?

>>15293995
That's too lewd. A Kikimora would have much more tact that that.

>>15272136
In the most delightful way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLkp_Dx6VdI

>>15022341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

>>14569967
She's too flat and petite to be my maid.

>your parents will never hire you a Kikimora as your wet nurse and personal maid
>she will never raise you to be her perfect master/husband with your parents blessing

>>14535290
You haven't slept at all Master? Do you perhaps need some sleeping aid, so you can still sleep a few hours? Such as a warm maid to cuddle?

>>14535292
I know Master! But it's such a lovely day that I wished to repeat myself again! What are we going to do today Master?

>>14535294
Ah Master, you should broaden your mind! Every day is a good and bright day, you just have it in a different way!

If it rains the flowers and plants are happy! If it snows, the Yeti's are happy! Every day is a good day!

>>14535303
Are you okay Master? Perhaps you need a good strong coffee and the smell of the morning air to help wake you up.

>>14535322
That is okay Master, you can go shopping later. But be sure to atleast play some good videogames Master! Or perhaps you could start writing a story, or learn how to draw? No day has to be wasted.

Please get back to bed Master! I'm Just cleaning up the mess.

DUDE

FEATHER PUBES

LMAO

I still desire a slightly yandere kikimora to apply her knowledge and usage of various tools which have a primary function of cutting chainlink fences and locks and apply them onto my ankle tendons in a reasoning that she would have her master rely on her more.

>You take your kikimora wife and daughteru to a fancy resort, on vacation
>Neither of them has ever stayed at a hotel before
>It's your first morning there and you're all eating breakfast at one of the hotel's restaurants
>You have a nice, relaxed meal as your kiki daughteru (wearing her one piece swimsuit and a pullover) waits excitedly to be taken to the pool
>"Okay, I'm taking the little one to the pool." you say as you hoist your daughteru onto your shoulders
>"I'm going to stop by the room to get some things, I'll meet you two down there." she laughs as your daughteru pats on your head like a drum of some sort
>Your wife returns to room and finds the door open and a cart outside
>Her usually kind and warm demeanor is replaced with an icy one, exuding a "killing intent" sound effects and all
>She boldly steps into the room "Who the fuck are you?"
>She scowls at the scared mono-eye maid who was changing your bed sheets
>"M-M-Mam?" she asks, her eye reflecting the hateful visage of your wife
>"Did I stutter, you stupid bitch? What do you think your doing in our room?"
>She sees the mono-eye's traditional maid outfit and spitefully clicks her tongue
>"Stay away from my family and I." she grits her teeth "Know your place, filthy woman. Do you think you can compete with me? Steal my man? Get out of my sight."
>The mono-eye flees the room and pushes her cart down the hall at mach speed
>Your wife proceeds proceeds to clean the room extremely thoroughly using the meager cleaning supplies she brought with her
>She finally finishes after scrubbing the grout within the shower "Conniving whore..fucking slut."
>She packs the things she intended to bring down to the pool and looking over her handiwork, she nods contentedly
>She meets you and your daughteru by the pool and doesn't bring up what happened
>After returning to the room (carrying your now sleeping daughteru, tuckered out from a day at the pool) you open the doors and are amazed at how the room now looks
>You turn to your wife "Woah! The maid did an amazing job didn't she? Can you believe this? The service here must be fantastic, I'll be sure to leave a huge tip next time!"