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>>45171395
oh well, at least you have a goal to work for
remember to keep it clean, or a Kiki will respawn in your kitchen some day

>>44640182
>You wake up to find the ties and rope neatly placed on the bed stand
oh, she ruined my shibari I practiced so long for her... guess she really does hate me, doesn't she?

>>43547226
>having someone to do your cleaning is being spied on
you don't make much sense Anon, you don't have to let her into your secret rooms, just relax while waiting alone and forgotten and she will do the mudane stuff that get in the way of being alone and forgotten like groceries

the new latenight kiki is so cute
I need to draw 3 hours a day myself till I can draw kikis this cute

>>42616032
since we have Kikimora - why not Leszy, Striga, Bieda, Drowner and other slavic monster girls?

>>42510075
isn't Kiki chan the lewdest in her meido uniform?
>>42510070
how long do you have, till they all decide it's time to return the favor and get you a nice girl?

>>42479366
>The archives are all down

Should we be worried?

>>42319197
now she will say it's her duty to relive you, when you cannot do it yourself and suck you off 5 times a day, when you are bedridden
it's scientifically proven that we get more horny and produce more sperm when sick

>>39852660
mindbroken cocksleeve

>>38674309
Babushka Kiki is old enough to be pre-DL Kiki
>Anon Mashtah tries to upset his Kiki by saying her cleaning isnt good enough
>Anon Mashtah tells his Kikimhe has called her Babushka Kiki to make a complaint
>Anon Mashtah tells Kiki she had better clean the house spotless because Babushka is coming to check...
>Anon's normally cool and reserved Kiki goes pale and starts stammering
>Nyet, nyet... Mashtah you do not call the Babushka Kiki... she is the BabaYaga Kiki... I will clean, I will wash, I will scrub, I will do the sexxy things, whatever Mashtah wants, but please...
>Anon realised his teasing has gone too far.
>So they say, back in the old times, BabaYaga Kiki goes into a house and she cleans it up... and three Anons come in the house, bad mens, Order mens... they tell the BabaYaga Kiki 'the house it is not clean, is shit'... so the BabaYaga, she cleans the three Badmens... with a pencil...
>Anon stops and spends the next two hours reassuring his Kiki that the BabaYaga Kiki is not coming
>Next morning, Anon wakes up and everything in the house has still been polished so clean its like looking at a laser-show with mirrorballs.
>Anon wants to ask more about this BabaYaga Kiki, but every time he starts his Kiki just goes pale and he has to stop.

>>37992510
Haha no, Anon. You've been around Miss Shogg too much. Here, let Miss Kiki take care of you!

>>36862292
>save kingdom from disaster
>at throneroom, princess asks what you want for your reward
>saying this while showing off her cleavage
>you just point to her maid
>princess tries to change your mind but you stand firm, pointing at the blushing maid
reject princesses, embrace maids

What do I do to get a wife for life? What do I need in order to not be left to rot in the ditch while other men get their ideal waifs?

Question - would Kiki be a maid to a familly of a happily married man if he had sons roughly her age? She could still get to serve and charm a man, but he wouldn't be her "mastah", and master would be unaccessible.

>>32888883
>Anal
Trash taste
This man gets it
>>32888499

>>32888898
Very based, lad, well done

>>32807381
>But, tell me, Anon--what good is a safeword if I gag you with my silk panties?

>>32740050

Nah, Kiki loves her husband, even if he's a little messy and awkward. She'll just have to straighten him out and put him in order like she does the rest of the house. Soon Master will be right as rain :)

I want an aggressively Russian Kiki.

>"Dorogoy, am needing flour and sugar from market. NYET, do not go east market, go west market. East market, zere is nasty PAUK girl who makes eyes at you, khave seen it. ...Nyet, am not 'jeal-oos', am...what is word meaning 'revnivyy?' Oh? Zen da, am very 'jeal-oos', please to go west market or will worry."
>"Ees colder zan HELL outside, why to not wear ushanka I chave knitted? Dah dah! Much better, so khandsome on you."
>"For dinner tonight is pelmeni...for dessert is me, dah? Nyet? Dah."

Anon who wrote the SMT!Anon fic here. Many thanks to the kind anons who gave me feedback, especially the one who told me to write more about the characters to give them greater impact at the end. I have written an updated version here:

https://pastebin.com/7L7Fhcwx

As before, I haven't written much in a long time so any feedback will be appreciated

So why don't we go back to actually talking about the topic of the thread, you know, monster girls?

How about a Kiki that's really into fashion? Wearing fancy maid dresses, helping her master dress smartly and sharply!

>>20802879
>Not wanting to dick the Kikimora orphan you raised since childhood
>Not wanting her to pay back all those years you cared for her by caring for you
I wont deny that dicking your adoptive Kikimom is pretty high tier but I always liked the image of middle aged Anon with a young energetic Kikimora learning the ropes of proper maiding

>>20571457
Kikimoras would totally give their master a rimjob

>>20467649
>Brittish Nanny (prim, proper, comes with umbrella)

Exquisite. Great with kids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftxnr28LDXc

I want a kiki to step on me and call me a bad master!