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I wish all you metaniggers a very happy Matango pit.

You wouldn't a sheet.

>>44880260
Many such cases.

Fuck the bed sheet.

>Taken away to an ittan momens' spirit realm
>One of the softest around
>A relatively unknown realm where time seems to slow to crawl
>It's very quiet here and a few ittan are seen floating around
>They don't seem to notice you
>Ambient magics steadily take their effect on you
>You feel calm; peaceful. The initial panic and worry seem to just fade away
>Tired also. You absentmindedly grab a blanket, pillow and fall asleep on the very cushioned floor which may as well be a mattress
>Waking from her slumber after being so brusquely grabbed and used as a blanket, the ittan-momen looks to see Anon use her as a blanket
>While surprised to see a human man in this peculiar place, she is not offended to be used in such a manner
>On the contrary, she clings to him which helps go to sleep faster and gets to enjoy his body heat
>You awoke to find several ittan around your body
>Any attempts at protest are simply silenced with a kiss
>Turns out that being the warmest thing in a realm like this makes you popular
>Further still, the magics of this place take root, making you as light as they are
>So they float with their prize in tow while having sex in a slow, gentle way
>Shifting around, they make sure to take turns
>Other ittan who didn't notice you before definitely took note of parts of a human that were sticking out from the mass of soft fabrics in midair
>Naturally they were drawn to this and joined in the orgy
>You went right back to sleep in the middle of all this
>Just about all the nearby ittan became pregnant from this
>Many of the children would leave when they got old enough, for no particular reason.
>But a few became quite fond of their dad, even if he wasn't awake much of the time and stuck around
>Zipangu and other parts of the world took note of the large population boom of ittan-momen seen traversing the skies to wherever they wished.

i fucked a bath towel

Post soft things

>>36354604
Dunno man, say that to Living Dolls, or Automatons, or all forms tsukumogami mamono. OR EVERY SINGLE MAMONO BORN FROM INANIMATE OBJECTS
ya dumb fuck

>>27236237
A
freaky ghost bed.

>>25797507
If you're that lazy, might as well stay in bed

>>23432528
But how do you dry her?

>>22769648
The same way one would explain that they married a set of linens.

>>22053531
That's what you think.

>>21702805
>Tiddy-Momen in WTF tier
anon, please.

>>21462275
>Gain
Can it clean my sheets?

>>21346298
Ittan ditzy silliness really needs to be explored more.

>They mainly appear at dusk, fluttering in the sky. It's very difficult to tell what they're thinking: they may attack when they spot human men, they may just fly around in the sky, and sometimes they space out when they get stuck on something.

And

> For that reason, even though they may look silly when wrapping their cloth body around their husband and sleeping happily, or swaying with just a bit of their cloth fastened to their husband, they do possess high magical power from having sex with their husband again and again, and despite appearances, no small number of them are great yokai.

The last part makes me think they could fit well with the Crouching Moron Hidden Badass trope.

>>21300503
Maybe.

>>21224942
>Ittan momen giving birth

This could be super cute, actually. You go out together to pick the perfect fabric, and work together to set up the sewing machine. you might even use little scraps or stray threads of the momen wife for part of the weave. You weave your own unique, personal pattern as a couple and then you sleep together with the little blanket rolled up between you. Make sure to show the wife lots of affection and cuddle extremely close every night. Hold hands over the blanket. Make lots of love. Eventually enough mana will pour in that it awakens as your little cloth daughteru, already snuggled up between you.

can i draw on a ittan-momen with a sharpie? i'd like to give her a nice pattern-y dress

>>20658309
You would fuck an apron.

>>20629844
They have some quality art at-least.

>>20310204
Even got an upgrade.

>>19761922
You wouldn't fuck an apron would you?

>>19471904
He can make cloth look pretty appealing. This and the Wisp are tied for my favorite barb piece.
>>19471907
I'll agree he could try to be more expressive. Many of his pieces are either lewd face or kuuderes. Could be his type.