/jp/ - Otaku Culture

In a classroom. I had Yukari's ability where I'd just slip through walls, though it was easier when it was at the borders, such at the bottom of a window. I went outside like that, accidently turning a little girl I passed by into food. Crows showed up pecking at it, but they'd peck me after because they could tell, a common myna showed up and did the same thing.

At a shrine, but there was obstacles blocking the torii so I had to weave around them like it was a dog show. I was chasing after Sanae. I went after her until I caught her on a roof, holding her down, though she was a giant, ~2 meter wingspan butterfly. Someone was watching me keeping her held down sort of smugly laughing about it.

Beside a road. Some people had been talking shit about Jesus, saying he's super evil and nicknaming him Jitler. Someone started cycling down a road with him, though the bike had a weird third wheel attached to a level that he had to get straightened out first. He went along with Jesus and he wasn't a bad person. I went somewhere, a couple of Simpsons characters got fell down and rose up as zombies. Then me and a couple of others ran while a horde of zombie Simpsons characters chased us. We fled to holy ground, a 5~ meter square cross tombstone graveyard place, where the zombies wouldn't enter. Yukari told me not to but I used a huge spinning attack that diced them to pieces. She was creating and dropping spectral green Dark Swords for me and another guy, dropped two stuck together at a time. Then she dropped some purple ones, though she said that they were hard to differentiate in her inventory. The other guy sort of jokingly brought up I should read holy scripture.

At Pontiff. I was making 4chan posts. For each one I made, someone made a post on an altchan that was a magic spell directed at me. I had a magic shield and just slapped the projectiles away with it with each post I made.

On my couch in my living room. I was hugging a red and blue seal of Furfur and Zepar. I asked if I could program them to do multiple things and they said yeah.

Went out beyond some glass doors into a outdoors place flooded with shallow water. I went off into a left subarea where there was a Coiled Sword planted by someone else. I pulled and it slowly withdrew. I went over to the main area, where in the middle was a Coiled Sword planted by me, with some guy trying to fuck with it. He didn't seem to be able to pull it out, I just grabbed gemstones I had left under it and left them by the glass doors to keep them safe.

Saw DotA 2. Wakasagihime was on the side of Dire, along with another water-based Hero(maybe Touhou). She had a W where she tied a water lasso and dragged around an ally, which she was using to save someone from Faceless Void's ultimates.

I was playing DotA 2. It was mentioned "I started playing DotA again." I pushed bottom lane, as Sniper. There was a pretty good wave going on, and all their towers were down to their Ancient, but I noticed a massive push on our top lane with several heroes, so it was going to be close. An enemy hero turns up at bottom, he and a wave of enemy creeps kill me, but just before I died I fired my ultimate at him as he ran off. He just survived, but a Gyrocopter missile fired over and hit him, but he just survived that too, then another global skill hit him, killing him.

It seemed like these dreams were in response to me just thinking of making an image of all the /jp/ threads I think glow and placing a picture of Thanos at the bottom with a couple of cringey glow OP texts beside him "Thanos roams this board, but his company is unexpectedly warm and fun" and "I love you /jp/. We're all in this together!"

My brothers were pointing out a thread on /jp/ that had tripfaggot Vert talking about tulpamancy, and they were like "haha so crazy" I thought I'd show them this thread and say "Vert is nothing compared to me." Someone gives me a laptop, there's an avatar on the desktop who looks purple and gold like Yukari, also feminine. I x'd it thinking that's not right, I should be an orange lobster man in a tuxedo. I saw an image of me vs glowniggers. Only animals were on my side. I remember giant bear behind me, an ass and baboon in front of me. On the other side was many people, among them was Dio, perhaps the Pixiv bitch who even posted some trash shortly after I posted my cruddy pictures. I saw a really cool Angus page, there was a pink rectangular border, lots of text that took several seconds to become clear. He jokingly reccomended some glownigger edit site, or maybe it was just Pixiv since Pixiv full of fucking trash, then said yeah, go check out this site called edit-club, where actual Touhou fans posted nice edits.