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>>13158748
And dragons.
I always wondered about that scene in The Hobbit movie where they try to defeat Smaug by burying him in molten gold.
If there's anything dragons -like-, it's high temperatures and gold.
Throwing a tsunami of liquid precious metal at him is more likely to turn him on than kill him.

No dragon waifu to drip hot gold on instead of hot wax, while she pants and squirms, her underwear a sopping mess

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>>12866862
>The point is that monster girls don't cheat. Never.

Even under MGE rules, it's only when they get to that weird semen-addiction-slash-unable-to-feel-pleasure-from-anything-else emotional-dependency thing that monsters conflate with "marriage" that they never cheat.

But putting the ring on her finger doesn't do that in and of itself. You, and even she, might think you're happily married, but then along comes Chad Thundercock and it turns out she actually wasn't all that super-into-you after all.

Don't decieve yourself, anon. There are no brakes on the suffering train.

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