/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45142313
>whats it like being a young male in gensokyo?
6am: Wake up to a blowjob by the youkai your blanket turned into a few months back
6:10am: hide under said blowjob blanket because the urban legend of an over busty onee-chan with black hair is trying to find you
7am: Your mother has made breakfast, is so cash
7:30am: You are ready to go to temple school a group of fairies abducts your oji-san neighboor, good. Hated that dick, always got you trouble when you played with your friends outside his house.
8am: Make it to temple school, pass by only 4 separate Kitsune and Tankui rape traps in the alleyways. They were already busy with some other idiot.
8:30am: You are now in temple school, Mokou is out back getting gangbanged by the first years, again.
10am: The lesson is interrupted by Keine-sensei having a sexual emergency. Your best buddy got nabbed for it, fuck. Lunch is gonna be boring
12pm: the extended self study is over, you avoid the thinly veiled youkai class as the young looking youkai nab any boy stupid enough to get too close.
1pm: Narrowly avoid getting kidnapped by a tengu as you and you friends eat lunch. Fuck, it's your turn to inform the miko. You'll do it later.
2pm: Keine-sensei is back and your friend falls asleep at his table immediately.
3pm: schools out, you play around in the village with your friends. You get close to old dryed up well by accident and the little bucket youkai gets you and your friends all boned.
5pm: Its fall so its start getting dark, you and friends all head home very tired.
6pm: Dinner is almost done and you're told to go wash up, do so but it turns out your wash rag was actually a tool spirit in disguise.
7pm: Fuck yeah, dinner
7:30pm: mess around at home, get drafted to do chores. Fuck
8pm: play a board game and cards. Fuck yeah drank juice.
9pm: Your father walks outside to get firewood, fairies dressed up in black outfits make off with him. Fuck, he won't be back till next week and he promised to take you fishing.
10pm: off to bed, narrowly avoid getting nabbed by a tanuki disguised as the door to your room
10:30pm: drift off to sleep, Doremy flashes you her underwear.

>>41854983
Anon hasn't posted since 18 hours ago... I wonder if he made it in? I mean he clearly didn't make it out