/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Can selectively digest just about whatever they want
>Will be quite content eating whatever, but wil also treat your sentence like a high protein banquet
>Can change proportions at will
>Loli on a Monday, tall and busty on a Tuesday, shortstack on a Wednesday, thick in a Thursday, flat in a Friday, and so on
>And that's just by staying within the confining limits of the human form
>Could even experiment making new body shapes on weekends
>Can stick your dick in her wherever you want
>No matter where you do, the pleasure she can give you by morphing her own body will be greater than any vagina on the planet
>Can completely envelop you for stress melting full-body massages
>Which can also double as baths, as she eats away all the sweat, grime and dead skin on your body at a molecular level, leaving you cleaner than you could ever manage by yourself
>You can even sleep suspended in her, floating buoyantly for the most relaxing nights if your life
>If she has a core, you only need to touch and fondue it to make her melt into a puddle of pleasure
>Can even get her cute waterproof clothes or a full-body rubber suit to avoid getting things wet

So, why aren't slimegirls at least in your top 5 of all monstergirls?