/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>33775217
It's okay, we just gotta keep calm and stay vigilant, that being said, make sure you do a thorough sweep of your room before you go to bed, last I heard was there was an assassination order on (you), and you surely don't want to wake up to her pinning you down after tying your wrists to the bed

>Get ready for combat Anon, the monsters are attacking the-
>Oh no she already leglocked him, Anon is lost! retreat and regroup!
Kunoichi assassins are dangerous foes, able to strike and end the battle before it even began

>I've come to assassinate you, gomenasai~

>>20921364
>Didn't get the "No monster girls allowed" sign
Enjoy your new waifu

Your mother the, head Kunoichi of the clan, has tasked you with getting your sister a boyfriend, unfortunately for you she's completely content with training all day and watching shitty Chinese cartoons, how do you go about it, Anon? Do you hook her up with one of your friends? Do you snoop through her diary and try to find a boy she's interested in? Or do you take matters into your own hand and continue the Kunoichi bloodline yourself?

>>20738920
>Ah. Hunger beckons. I must make haste.

>>20527700
What a vulgar Kunoichi.

I wonder how chill demon ninjas can be when married?

How about a kunoichi delivery service?
Order online and the request you open you windows so the can throw boxes in like fuuma shuriken

>"I could go for a rice ball right about now..."

>tfw no kunoichi vassal who's tits are life and ass is hometown