/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>45183822
>>>/bant/

>>45139306
Do you honestly think I'd eat in some dirty smelly rest room?

>see good yukari picture
>she's wearing lipstick

God damn it. The whole point of 2D is that it's attractive without the women putting oil and chemicals on their faces.

>Mega asks for a download to work with a 1GB file
>download and install it
>Mega stops working entirely

Is this available anywhere else?

>>11236116

>diet coke

>Remilia
>Sakuya
>Reimu

>>8789650
Is this legit? Mother of God, poor creature, annoying and disgraced physically, at first I was going to laught...... Also, now I understand this chatlog.

01:08 <+wTH> yeah, am janitor as HELL
01:08 <+wTH> part of the rules are that i can't trip any more as HELL like before
01:08 <@yRan> My father abused me
01:09 <~NamelessYoukai> I have affective carences too, have you seen my face?
01:09 <~NamelessYoukai> I wish online people would give me more attention ;_;, I'm smart, right? Guys?
01:09 <@yRan> I wish........ i wish he didn't take my anal virginity without lube ;_;
01:10 <~NamelessYoukai> I feel you bro, wanna meet and talk about it?
01:10 <@yRan> You're ugly
01:10 <+wTH> as HELL
01:10 <+wTH> :D
01:10 <@yRan> :D
01:10 <~NamelessYoukai> :D
01:12 <@yRan> You're not supposed to smile, mongoloid.

>>8734200
>nobody posting diapers
Quite a fetish you have there.

>>8715899
Holy shit he's more uglier as person than as poster.

And I thought lolicon fetish was fucked up.

Tokiko, so shitty even the shitposters on steam hate him.

>this thread

what?

>>8148483
wtf

That image
This Thread
/Jp/ lately

>>8055065
Don't tell me you like huge nipples as well.

>>7995088
Nobody's gonna watch your shitty stream here, ask /a/ and /v/

>>7662550

Reported to Allah.

>tonberryking
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You guys suck.

The Red Terror Of The Snow

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Jones and Sion went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Jones hit Sion in her hand with a big stupid iceball. It hurt a lot, but Jones kissed it better and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really retarded snow man!" Jones said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Sion said. "That would be more blue and politically correct."

"I know," Jones said. "We can make a snow homo. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up faster and made a black snow homo. Jones put on a gaylord for the penis. The homo was almost as big as Sion.

"It looks not gay," Jones said harder. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Sion said and held up an autismal penis. "I found this at a gay bar." She put the penis onto the homo's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the homo, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl after a gay pride parade.

Sion screamed quickly and ran but the snow homo chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow homo sucked her stronger.

"Nobody does that to my little Gay Fetish For Men," Jones screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow homo through the butt. It fell down and Jones kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Sion said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The penis lay in the yard until a homo child picked it up and took it home.

>>7199679