/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm an idol man, ladies and gentlemen. I have numerous concerns spread across this world. I have many girls flowing at many thousand subs per day. I like to think of myself as an idol man. As an idol man, I hope that you'll forgive just good old-fashioned plain speaking. Now, this work that we do is very much a family enterprise. I work side by side with my wonderful daughter, Gura.—I think one or two of you might have met her already—and I encourage my idols to bring their fanbase as well. Of course, it makes for an ever so much more rewarding life. Fanbases means subscribers, and subscribers means more idols, so wherever we set up camp, fanbases are a necessity, and we're just so happy to take care of that. We'll have to build a wonderful school in Hololive. These children are the future that we strive for, and so they should have the very best of things. Now, there's something else, and please don't be insulted if I speak about this: clips. Let's talk about clips. Now to my mind, it's an abomination to consider that any man, woman or child in this magnificent world of ours should have to look upon a funny clip as a luxury. We're going to dig clip wells here, and clip wells means recognition. Recognition means subscribers. We're going to raise followers here where before it simply wasn't possible. You're going to have more subscribers than you know what to do with! Members be coming right out of your ears, ma'am. New numbers, memes, fanart, indies: these are just a few of the things that we can offer you, and I assure you, ladies and gentlemen, that if we do find idols here—and I think there's a very great chance that we will—this community of yours will not only survive. It will flourish!