/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40331684
They won't laugh when I impregnate the Headmaster ninja

>>39072221
>legs over shoulders
>she snaps them forward to bring your face in for kisses
>get defeated by the kisses
you can try again anon, after she satisfies herself

>kunoichi finally finishes her training and is ready to faithfully serve her master
>she vows to remove anyone who stands in his path to glory
>five years later, she still hasn't been sent on a single mission
>she's spent all that time being bred by her master and birthing his children, mostly in twins or triplets

>be targeted by incompetant kunoichi
>her big boobs and ass always give away her position when she's hiding
>sometimes you find her looking for you and manage to sneak up on her instead
>if you startle her, she'll fumble one of her smoke bombs and cause it to go off
>when the smoke clears, she's usually in some embarrassing pose
>can't even assassinate you in your sleep right
>she'll often crawl into your bed, only to immediately get drowsy and fall asleep right next to you
Well, at least things are never boring with her around.

>>33694744
>gets halfway through before she gets too flustered and flahshbangs you
Can't help but imagine it's her using her tactical 'assets' to painlessly suffocate anon into unconsciousness. Wait until she finds the hole in the wall where anon keeps his paintings of her doing cool poses in various outfits from history

>>33021115
>Kunoichi clan sends out their most 'dummy thicc' assassin to take care of you.

>>26613080
There could be a Kunoichi hidden in your room RIGHT NOW waiting for the best time to strike!

>>25541606
With monstergirls anything is possible

I hope Anon gets ASSassinated by a Kunoichi of the Fat Bottom clan.

>be high school anon
>you're the descendant of an illegitimate heir to a zipangu shogunate, and certain parties don't like that
>get attacked by a kunoichi, but just barely manage to foil her "ass"assination attempt
>she vows to return and finish the job
>strangely, you get the feeling her hair and voice resemble that of the slim new tranfer student in your class
>you two study together a lot, and the kunoichi always strikes whenever she leaves the room

A Kunoichi has been dispatched to your location.